Mind melting

By Ashley - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Belmont

Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I face-planted. I was going to say "Fuck you" and "I will kill you." It came out as "I will fuck you." He's still laughing. FML
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oj101 33

Are you certain that wasn't a freudian slip?

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junkman6 22

I guess you're into that rough stuff huh?

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shirleyfries 3

Should've recovered with "I will f*ck you UP"

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jillian2296 11

lol This made my day!

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LilStarcon 2

Quick note: "I will f*ck you up!" sounds a lot more threatening.

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Shadow_Myst 5

I hate it when words dont come out right in situations like this.

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happyfingers 15

Ahhh, I hate when that happens. For some reason in my family we have a tendency to mix up our words often or phrase things poorly enough that it sounds ridiculously dirty and then you get to sit there in a few seconds of stunned silence while everyone slowly realizes what you just said... And then starts cracking up. So I get that a lot.

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Raykyogrou03 12

cens*ring l*ke th*s *s j*st ******* p*intless

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someguy314159265 15

I love how you don't censor "*******". Also, ****** **** shit piss ************ chink ****.

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