Love, Weddings and Television: Why weren't we invited?

Why weren't we invited?

By beccaboo_96 - 18/02/2025 02:00 - United States - San Antonio

Today, and since Valentine's Day when we got married at the courthouse, which was supposed to be a secret but my husband and I ended up on the news, we've been getting several calls from family. FML

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Tuesday 18 February 2025 18:58

On the news?! How? Why? We want details.

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Why didn't you want your family to know you got married? And how long were you planning to keep it a secret?

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Yudith 25

Tuesday 18 February 2025 18:58

On the news?! How? Why? We want details.

Wadlaen 23

Tuesday 18 February 2025 23:33

Why didn't you want your family to know you got married? And how long were you planning to keep it a secret?

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