Today, I wore my cheerleading uniform to my boyfriend's house. He was a nerd in high school and mentioned a fantasy about hooking up with a cheerleader. I started acting sassy and a little mean, figuring he would enjoy a more realistic experience. Apparently not, because he started to cry. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML
Today, I dressed up sexy to cheer up my boyfriend after a bad day at work. Instead of being cheered up, he accused me of dressing up that way for the male DJs at the radio station where I work. FML
Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
Today, feeling the need to spice things up in our sex life, I dressed up in my husband's navy uniform jacket, hat, and a pair of heels. When he came into the room, he took one look at me and started laughing uncontrollably. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML
Today, I was feeling a little naughty, so I put on a sexy outfit, laid down on the hood of my boyfriend's car, and waited for him to find me. When he came into the garage and saw me, he freaked out and bitched at me, because I "could've dented the chassis." FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML
Today, I showed my fiancé the darling Tinkerbell hoodie I'd bought myself during the weekend. Instead of liking it as I'd hoped, he told me my childish wardrobe was embarrassing, and he wasn't going to be seen in public with me until I wore something different. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
Well, I imagine that he was called names and such in high school, and when he he mentioned a cheerleader fantasy, I don't think he thought he'd be getting the stereotypical 1990s bitchface cheerleader stereotype.
Nimmrodel 11
Awww poor baby, hope you made it up to him.
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Comments (175)
SnifflyG 9
you guys are all dicks. mabey her "acting" mean to him brought up horrible feelings from his past. hes not a pussy u stupid faggots
OriginalPooh01 0
Look what you did lol. All cheerleaders aint mean like on tv you know.
smiley_mhc101 0
BREAK UP with him
Bieberlover1oa2 2
Nice going
RogueJedi14 1
You can do it for me!
Kagome_245 5
awwww the poor guy
beckyxD 13
Ummmmmm, normally when you do a " role play " ( I'm assuming was the goal there ) you act sexy, not mean. Just saying...
Nemle22 4
His fantasy was to be with a cheerleader...not a "mean girl". He was a nerd you said. How do you know you didn't give him flashbacks to bad memories!?
MrsCunny 1
Aweee!!!!!!!!!!!!
CyberPunkTink 0
Cheerleaders are annoying bobble headed bitches. It's not a sport, it's stupid. It's slutty, and you all deserve the douchebag jocks you date. So in other words, your bf deserves better than you, nerds are awesome.m/
glitterkuro 18
Um, the only reason she did it was because he said he had a fantasy of doing it with a cheerleader...?
MisUnFortunate 31
Sounds like you were too fat to be a cheerleader, 308... Just because you're jealous of them doesn't mean you have to assume that every single cheerleader fits the stereotype. Some of them are actually nice people. So **** off.