Today, I wore my cheerleading uniform to my boyfriend's house. He was a nerd in high school and mentioned a fantasy about hooking up with a cheerleader. I started acting sassy and a little mean, figuring he would enjoy a more realistic experience. Apparently not, because he started to cry. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML
Today, I dressed up sexy to cheer up my boyfriend after a bad day at work. Instead of being cheered up, he accused me of dressing up that way for the male DJs at the radio station where I work. FML
Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
Today, feeling the need to spice things up in our sex life, I dressed up in my husband's navy uniform jacket, hat, and a pair of heels. When he came into the room, he took one look at me and started laughing uncontrollably. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML
Today, I was feeling a little naughty, so I put on a sexy outfit, laid down on the hood of my boyfriend's car, and waited for him to find me. When he came into the garage and saw me, he freaked out and bitched at me, because I "could've dented the chassis." FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML
Today, I showed my fiancé the darling Tinkerbell hoodie I'd bought myself during the weekend. Instead of liking it as I'd hoped, he told me my childish wardrobe was embarrassing, and he wasn't going to be seen in public with me until I wore something different. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
Well, I imagine that he was called names and such in high school, and when he he mentioned a cheerleader fantasy, I don't think he thought he'd be getting the stereotypical 1990s bitchface cheerleader stereotype.
Nimmrodel 11
Awww poor baby, hope you made it up to him.
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Comments (175)
CorinnaHEY 6
this is intimate.
laylajune15 0
maybe you where being a bit too mean , just saying .
vietmanx 10
pussy
HelloCaleb 4
coming from true guy with the anime picture?
ALQ_fml 13
Gotta say - not all women like men who are filled with nothing but machismo. It gets irritating. Personally, I like to relate to my partner, and having someone who can be both strong and sensitive is key. There is absolutely nothing wrong with a man crying. However, I'm going to have to go with the crowd and say that this is strange that he started crying in this situation. Unless the OP was incredibly mean. Still, she should have asked him more details about his fantasy, particularly since she intended to be cruel. The type of role-play where cruelty is involved is usually one that people discuss beforehand, and rightfully so. Part of me feels as though the OP and her boyfriend might have just gotten out of high school. She sounds very young and, from the described reactions, so does he. He should have asked her to stop because she was making him uncomfortable and unhappy.
rican_babexoxo 0
in a way, it remindss me of rj berger. o.o
astriofou 0
he wasnt crying cause she was fat or mean, it was cause he was over filled with joy to boing a cheerleader. but couldnt stop crying.. or shes not good in bed. well never no :3
dustinkershaw 0
your life sucks bc your boyfriend is a complete BITCH.
deathkid1 0
wow! haha I would've love that!!! sooo much!!! I'm glad my girlfriend is a cheerleader :P
Jhughrr 0
Ill.enjoy it!