Mambo number 6

By n/a - 25/11/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I was working at a children's play centre, and my stomach was twisting and turning. Thinking no one was around, I let out a small fart, only to turn and see a little girl running to her mom, yelling, "Mommy! Mommy! That lady just farted and it sounded like daddy!" FML
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blah123blah 0

you are human (I am guessing), people fart. I am sure that the mom will not start a website based on everyone who she knows that has farted.

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confizzled 0

I didn't know that women farted..... Everything I know is a LIE ._.

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hornetchik 0

You don't deserve it! If you say your stomach was twisting and turning, then I'm guessing it was the sorta fart that would be a bit painful or uncomfortable to hold in! Just sucks for you that the snot-gobbler heard.

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ROFLDOCTOR 1

What a stupid little shit. Next time you have to fart, make sure the kid's face is very close to your ass, and then fart really loud in their face. Everybody farts. Dumbass kids shouldn't be prancing around announcing to everybody about somebody else's bodily functions. It's immature, stupid, and unnecessary. Sure, kids are kids, but still... :

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MittenzTheCat 12

And " everyone " includes children. Farting purposel in a childs face sounds very brutal IMO, BTW.

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iCRAZINEM 0

I would have just beaten the puberty out of the kid...

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invisiblerabbit 0

dont kids say the darndest things?! put your hands up for bill cosby ladies and gentlemen...!

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immastarr 0

i put YDI for eating unhealthy food to make ur stomach upset AND for bein an older person playin in the kiddie land.''

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confizzled 0

Eating "unhealthy food" doesn't make you fart, it just happens naturally. And she wasn't playing in the place, she worked there.

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immastarr 0

aright smartass huh? well if she worked there, i dont ever recall seein any workers in a ****** play land for kidies. she was bein immature. and i hope u have fun eatin ur number one big mac meal from mcdonalds while havin u fart cuz its "natural" LMFAOROFL

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FMLshark 12

Idiot. Upset stomachs don't always derive from unhealthy diets. Stomach flu, food high in fiber, and being bloated during your period do that too. Everyone farts, healthy or unhealthy, so either you're a troll, or a damned idiot.

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