Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
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Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He decided that the best time would be while I was giving him a blowjob. He then seemed confused as to why I didn't finish. FML
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Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I was pretty upset, so one of my guy friends offered to comfort me and get some ice cream. Apparently his definition of "comforting" is to feel my tits and try to get me to give him head. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML
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xXLenaXx 0
Knee him in the balls, and watch the action happen. :)
savemypandabear 0
that might have made you both sitting there with his hand on your boob suddenly less meaningful and moreso aaaaaaawkward. the only thing he'd get from me is a 'goodbye' and he can 'get some' fist to the face XD
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Comments (142)
Subtext 10
...should HAVE... And no, a SPARTA reference doesn't fit here. Edit: This should have been a response to #16
FMyLifeCereal 0
There's ALWAYS room for a 300 reference.
Subtext 10
Almost always!
artisticninja713 13
I hope you didn't and promptly broke up with him.
redcheckers1011 1
he's an ass.
mappinn 0
gook
iCommentFML 0
lmfao wow..
Stevefett 0
27- awesome pic although not very realistic. I mean who would really adopt a little girl with that awful flaming red afro head?
Football_5tar_JR 0
Agree with 101, it takes balls to make fun of someones hair on the internet, no. not at all. Grow the **** up before I embarass you :)
furburger 0
102 - You are in no position to embarrass anyone. You have a ******* picture up of you and your ex-girlfriend?!? Wouldn't it be more appropriate to have a picture of your rosy palms? Yeah, that's what I thought.
furburger 0
It's Uncle Pecos from Tom and Jerry. Btw, do you know what a period is? Or are you too young, Ms. Run-On-Sentence?
marylovesyou8D 7
ummm I hope this doesn't sound mean because it's not meant to be but the girl in 102's picture looks like Taylor lautner... (:
bookbee 2
Geez, OP. you went out with this guy for a whole month, and never once noticed his head up his ass? PAY MORE ATTENTION.
eatitbastard 0
I think a ******** would have been in order...come on now, hook a brotha up!!!
pldreher 0
I totally agree
CrimsonWolf1294 0
oh well. at least you know now who not to have as a bf. pick em better in the future
killakatieh 0
one word: asshole
mappinn 0
Go0k
ColeJ_7 0
agree with 39, but he should of said that after the action ha j/k