Love: Make your mind up

Make your mind up

By FML! - 07/08/2011 00:27 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend freaked out on me because I answered her call on the first ring. According to her, it implies that I'm desperate, always horny, and just want her for the sex. Just last week she got pissed because I waited three rings to answer. Apparently that means I'm cheating on her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 683

You deserved it 6 587

Labour Day: Rest or Disaster?
Find out how a day off can turn into a series of hilarious, unexpected events. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Oooooh yeah

By omgwtf - 01/06/2019 04:00

Today, I found out my girlfriend had changed my ringtone to some woman moaning with pleasure continuously. I found this out in the middle of a job interview when she rang me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 884

You deserved it 567

Am I the asshole?

By Anon - 22/05/2023 22:00

Today, I fucked up when I answered a phone call. I wasn't sure who the number was at first, and it turned out to be my ex girlfriend who had apparently been stalking me. She asked me how my new girlfriend was, and as I answered it in front of my girlfriend, she's now depressed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 650

You deserved it 227

By skmusic - 09/04/2009 05:04 - Canada

Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 284

You deserved it 75 103

By jailbirdlove - 11/10/2010 01:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 779

You deserved it 4 286

Phone-blocked

By unamyous - 08/06/2012 13:26 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 640

You deserved it 4 156

By hopeless - 14/02/2015 20:04 - Canada - Halifax

Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 739

You deserved it 2 882

Overbearing parents are the worst

By SoDead - 05/12/2020 04:01 - United States - Center Point

Today, my mother, who thinks I'm a virgin, called me while I was having sex with my boyfriend. I have to answer every time she calls or she freaks out. I ended the conversation quickly and hung up. Or so I thought. She listened in to the rest of our 20-minute lovemaking session, and I have some explaining to do. FML

I agree, your life sucks 792

You deserved it 1 708

What do you want from me?

By Anonymous - 16/09/2023 22:00

Today, after weeks of my girlfriend moaning that I never go anywhere, I went out with some friends. An hour in, she started blowing up my phone. When I answered it, she was screaming in rage because I wasn't home to cook dinner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 787

You deserved it 115

By lovegotmehung - 29/10/2010 04:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the phone with my girlfriend. Just as she said "I love you", the credit on my phone runs out. She now thinks that I've purposely hung up on her. She refuses to speak to me until I tell her the real reason I hung up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 918

You deserved it 3 899

By Alex - 31/03/2009 04:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me how I am too occupied with work for our relationship. Before we had sex I told my friend to call me in ten minutes so I can pretend its my boss and I would throw the phone away to impress her. He called me in ten minutes, but I only lasted five. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 753

You deserved it 89 069

kleider1 9

Sunday 7 August 2011 9:07

Dude. I think she has trust issues

ChickenInMyKitch 4

Sunday 7 August 2011 9:10

You gotta wait for that second ring brah

Comments

catnip1997 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 12:03

who has phone sex nowadays lol ydi

neongurl98 10

Sunday 7 August 2011 12:04

Dump her. No girl should be that demanding!

mondayna 3

Sunday 7 August 2011 12:07

what's two rings? does she thinks your nasterbating and couldn't pick up?

perdix 29

Sunday 7 August 2011 12:10

You must be pretty pathetic in bed if she thinks you can complete a cheating "transaction" in the extra five seconds it takes for the third ring to happen. The signs of cheating are you not answering your phone at all, or turning it off so it goes straight to voice mail. Oh, and it's not cheating if you are just interviewing candidates for a surprise threesome. ;)

jedielf 23

Sunday 7 August 2011 12:17

Psychology has to have quite a few names for that kind of behaviour...

jr56659 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 12:21

It was time to get rid of her the first time when she accused you of cheating because you answered at 3 rings.

decidedlyvague 11

Sunday 7 August 2011 12:21

you gotta wait two man. it shows you aren't desperate, and respond quick enough to let her know she's not being cheated on. :P

icallitambrosia 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 12:23

Bitch reads waaaaaay too into things. Tell her to put down her shitty teen girl magazines, or stop calling to judge you by the amount of rings you wait to answer by.

stangsgirl 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 12:24

I wonder what she would do if you didn't answer at all! haha

Legendslayer222 26

Sunday 7 August 2011 12:26

Ugh, this sounds like the sort of psychotic advice given out by those ridiculous magazines. I can't believe anyone would take that stuff seriously, let's just hope she has a very unusual sense of humour.