Make it stop

By ITSnotFUNNYtoMEass - 25/05/2009 08:54 - United States

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Today, my mom talked about how it's interesting how there's so many different size of penises. She also told me that since she's doing hormone therapy she's able to orgasm a LOT more. We were stuck in stop and go traffic for three hours. When I turned on the radio, she turned it off and talked more. FML
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mucrew 0

you should have said "yea i agree"! and gotten into a deep discussion with her...so she'll feel really awkward too! haha

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HellEnvenom 0

I'd stab the shit out of her if that happened to me. Parents need to keep their sex life as far away from their children as possible.

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CASoulNYCmind 0

Look at it this way...your relationship with her is open enough that she is comfortable talking to you about that stuff. That's a sort of silver lining. Eh? Eh? Yeah.

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TempestM 0

ye lol my parents never gave me the "sex" talk they just can't talk about sex...

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ooshrooms 1

Had you recently done something to piss her off before that? That sounds intentional.

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angrygazebo 0

Moms are people too; remember they had sex to have you. Listen up, you might learn something.

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abbylovesdahlia 0

AHAHAHAHAHA.. fail.. hilarous fail.. they wonder why we aren't like them, well aint it obvious..

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Solitary_Spartan 0

Tell her to shut up

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pleasetryagain 0

1. My mother never MENTIONED sex to me except to tell me not to use certain subway stops because I'll get raped or to tell me how it was wrong for me to get an apartment with my boyfriend. So while it may have been more information than you wanted, I don't feel sorry for anyone with an honest and open mother. 2. Nothing in that statement said that you actually TOLD her you were uncomfortable and wanted to change the subject. You just gave a lousy hint. YDI.

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