Love is love, dude

By lonelyengineer - 19/12/2010 10:28 - Germany

Today, I sat in the cafeteria at work and saw a girl, which is a rare sight at my workplace, from the back with a beautifully long ponytail. After a full hour of building up courage to perhaps say hi to her, she turned around. It was a 50-year-old man. FML
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youfailed18 0

Hahaha good luck with that relationship.

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DncrHap 9

so... did you say hi? sure he's a fifty-year-old man, but, honestly, who has sex face-to-face anymore?

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DncrHap 9

so... did you say hi? sure he's a fifty-year-old man, but, honestly, who has sex face-to-face anymore?

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tallerguy87 0

well I can see why no one has sex face to face with you, JK :) but you left yourself open :)

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TomasT 0

Anyone so desperate and needy so they check someone out for an hour shouldn't be picky about the gender!

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banana_buddy 6

LOL 15 ikr? Like if OP found a guy attractive from behind, he's probably desperate enough to put a paper bag over the guys face and just hump it

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Doortje 29

You wanted to hit on a girl based on her ponytail? God, you must be desperate..

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Hellooomindyy 0

Somehow I saw that coming when you said you saw the ponytail from the back... Maybe you should see what people look like before sitting around for an hour working up the courage just to speak with them.

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nachukas 0

haha, it's cute that it took you an hour to build up the courage to talk to... her/him/it

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nerdsgetmehot 22

You deserve it for automatically wanting to hit on the first "female" you see.

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RedPillSucks 31

Nerdolicious, that was the ONLY female he saw. He implied that there are not many women at his job. Could be because they get constantly hit upon.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#36 Yes, I am actually well aware of that. I was saying that he deserved it for wanting to throw himself at the girl seemingly only because a girl at his workplace was a rare occurrence. (And because "she" had pretty hair, but still.) Although I like this "Nerdolicious" nickname you've given me, whether or not it's supposed to be flattering. :P

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mboehm88 3

Well nerdolicious would imply that you're a delicious nerd so I'm assuming it's a compliment! :D

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Ninjafriends 1

Maybe you can still go for it and just do it from behind.

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