Awkward, Clumsy and Keys: Lost

Lost

By p-man - 27/08/2009 07:34 - United States

Today, my friend and I went boating. In the middle of the lake, we decided to jump in. We put our valuables in the boat and jumped in. When I tried to get back in the boat, it flipped over, and our cellphones, along with my car keys, are at the bottom of the lake. FML

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aero_fml 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 16:08

Give up boating and pick up diving?

onigiriqueen 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 16:11

WHY WOULD YOU BRING THOSE THINGS WITH YOU ON A BOAT?! I get not having a safe place to put them-- but then why the HELL would you *jump out* of that boat and risk something happening to all of your shit? My GOD YDI for being such a dumbass!!! >_

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redcherries90 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 18:22

idiot. what the hell did you think was going to happen?

djb23 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 18:35

I'm on a boat I'm on a boat Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat I'm on a boat I'm on a boat Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat

djb23 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 18:37

24788 6

Thursday 27 August 2009 19:13

Haha, why did you need your items with you anyways?

xtbsfx 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 19:22

Hhaa. Why would you need your car keys? I can understand your phone... Fyl :P

Intoxicunt 5

Thursday 27 August 2009 19:47

Nope. I second that. In fact, OP, since you're such a genius, I have an idea for you: Go out to that same lake, only make sure someone ties you up first, and jump out of the boat again. :)

matt9999 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 19:49

Ok, this is most likely fake I own my own boat and this would never happen from jumping off a boat, for one u wouldve also mentioned the fact that your now stranded you lost a boat which can be very expensive but instead you say how u lose ur keys,wallet, and a cell phone. If this was a real fml then you wouldn't cry about losing those things and not mention anything else, so OP stop making fake fmls and for everyone saying you don't bring valuables u can most boats have waterproof compartments nowadays.

aaaaa12345_fml 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 21:04

they were probably in a rowboat.

ryansims 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 20:06

******* idiot why the **** would u jump out of a apparently small boat seeing that u flipped it getting in and you deserved this and worse for being a dumb ****