Intimacy: Lost in the sauce

Lost in the sauce

By klsdhjla - 15/02/2010 01:23 - United States

Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

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You deserved it 4 133

By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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Laurendorcus 0

Monday 15 February 2010 9:45

You would think that would make your boyfriend proud. Like he did his job so well that you couldnt even think straight. Next time only yell out full sentences and let him know you arent that overwhelmed by him. "oh dear, I do wish you would thrust deeper, but alas, you dont have the equipment neccesary to please me!"

benrlc 0

Monday 15 February 2010 9:37

So why is it FYL?

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xlilmickiix 0

Monday 15 February 2010 20:51

lmfao I can just picture a dude layin in bed listening to his girl moan with a dictionary opened up next to him haha thanks for the mental picture.

bigdickprick 0

Monday 15 February 2010 20:59

#37 it doesn't always take more for a girl to ****** that's BS. my ex girlfriend came faster than I did pretty much every time... it was kind of annoying truthfully.

xNephilim 18

Thursday 14 June 2012 5:52

Did she quit after she came? If so, then FYL. If not, then why are you complaining?

ObeyTheSnarf 0

Monday 15 February 2010 21:08

He's just messin' with ya! XP Congrats, though.

Chi2Sassy 0

Monday 15 February 2010 22:23

Who gives a shit about grammer?! Enjoy the sex!

johndoe20 0

Monday 15 February 2010 22:57

there is absolutely nothing wrong with that!

xcarxcrashx 9

Monday 15 February 2010 23:50

FYL for being a dumbass. Most people enjoy when an orgasem is so good you content speak properly. What are you 13? Don't have sex until you can handle it.