Lose-lose

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML
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Cinn_fml 22

Good on your teacher for not feeling an obligation to break the rules because he's dating your mum. Maybe you should ask for help if you're failing.

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Alzied 0

FYL for wanting to rely on your mom for your grades.

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christian50 0

You and your mom must suck at what y'all do

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kevinfenchak 0

guys, "maths" is how British people refer to it, and it makes sense when you realize it's short for mathematics. yes, there's an "s" at the end. people are stupid sometimes.

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pureecstasy 5

cmon now sex is never really bad. I'll attempt at a pun, sex is like pizza when it's good it's really good, when it's bad it's still pretty good.

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underpaid011 0

it's "math teacher". are you also failing language arts?

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suppressed08 2

'Language arts'? For a start the OP is from the UK. And 'language arts' sounds lame as ****.

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Grell_fml 0

What are you, five? Who the hell calls it "Language Arts"? I'm fairly positive that you're in 6th grade because after that, we call it "English" Furthermore, before you make yourself look like an ignorant prude, try reading one of the many posts on why "Maths" is not a typo.

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analyzewithin 0

And your grade should change BECAUSE? Suck it up and study hard -when you join the real world with the rest of us, your mom probably won't be dating your boss, or anyone else who requires real WORK from you. More studying, less whining. +/-

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danica45 7

haha maths.. and i do know they use it in uk and many european countries its just a funny word to me im not poking fun just saying

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colin2010 0

obv you fail in english to because its math! not maths teacher...just saying.

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