Today, I bought a top, along with some other things. I went to the restroom and had diarrhea, but there was no toilet paper in the stall. I had to use the receipt from the store. I then realized the clerk hadn't put the top in the bag. I needed that receipt to get the top. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML
Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML
Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall and the toilet paper had ran out. I had to use the socks I'd just bought. FML
Today, I ran to a public bathroom because of explosive diarrhea. In the middle of it, I noticed there was no more toilet paper nor paper towels remaining. The smallest bill in my wallet was a 5. I had to pay 10 dollars to wipe my own butt. FML
Today, after racing home with a jumbo package of toilet paper, I ran into my house to go to the bathroom. I then realized I'd left the toilet paper in the car. FML
Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML
Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML
Today. I used the restroom at the mall. After I wiped, I went to toss the paper into the toilet. I missed horribly. The wad of TP with poop on it landed on the floor of the next stall. It was occupied. FML
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Top comments
Stunt_fml 5
That's just really crappy situation. Sucks.
ArtsySwag 0
That's why you check before using the toilet :). But a receipt?? Really?? That wouldn't even do much good... with diarrhea, you have to wipe like a billion times :P. I would've just waited until a person came in lol.
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Comments (149)
fallen77 0
uh. well. first off, how could you NOT NOTICE the top wasn't there? and. yeah. you're stupid n' stuff. XD
Praesse 0
To get revenge for him forgetting to put your top in the bag, hand him the shitty receipt. Oh, and you're disgusting. Do not go to public bathrooms!
lifeislife_fml 0
#61: She said that she bought other stuff along with the top, so it's not like the bag was empty.
starvingxartist 0
maybe it's because i went to a city school all my life, but it's second nature to me to check for toilet paper before even closing the door to the stall. try it sometime.
Shlizabeth 0
#59s response was priceless. XD
marligan 0
i don't believe this at all. if you had diarrhea a little thin piece of paper could not have cleaned up your mess. what a lame attempt at a good fml.
spillproof 0
You could have wiped with the bag itself. And are we a "suckerrrrr" for believing this
Zimonada 8
#66: Nothing says she cleaned herself up completely. If I were in a situation like that my main concern would be being able to leave without dripping as I walked out. In which case a receipt would have to do.
jessxoxo28 5
ewwww, thats so gross mabe u should have checked 4 toilette paper first and that really sucks that u didnt get the shirt
livestrong9 0
thats beyond disgusting! I would have just sat there until someone came in the stall next to me. but seriously FYL. dont know how i would have explained that one!