Today, I bought a top, along with some other things. I went to the restroom and had diarrhea, but there was no toilet paper in the stall. I had to use the receipt from the store. I then realized the clerk hadn't put the top in the bag. I needed that receipt to get the top. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML
Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML
Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall and the toilet paper had ran out. I had to use the socks I'd just bought. FML
Today, I ran to a public bathroom because of explosive diarrhea. In the middle of it, I noticed there was no more toilet paper nor paper towels remaining. The smallest bill in my wallet was a 5. I had to pay 10 dollars to wipe my own butt. FML
Today, after racing home with a jumbo package of toilet paper, I ran into my house to go to the bathroom. I then realized I'd left the toilet paper in the car. FML
Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML
Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML
Today. I used the restroom at the mall. After I wiped, I went to toss the paper into the toilet. I missed horribly. The wad of TP with poop on it landed on the floor of the next stall. It was occupied. FML
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Stunt_fml 5
That's just really crappy situation. Sucks.
ArtsySwag 0
That's why you check before using the toilet :). But a receipt?? Really?? That wouldn't even do much good... with diarrhea, you have to wipe like a billion times :P. I would've just waited until a person came in lol.
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graintrain 0
If this was true, you couldn't have been in there so long that the clerk wouldn't have remembered selling the top to you. All you had to do was go back and explain what happened
24788 7
I would never go back there again.
redroses5 0
Ok, how can you wipe your ass with a tiny ass receipt? .. right
dreamsmean 3
lol @ #51 and #59 and kudos to #64, thats a very good point. this made me cringe. even if it is fake (and who cares), thats such a crappy situation (not trying to be funny, thats the best word to describe it)
poobear 0
ydi for not checking before you sat down every girl learns that when shes roughly 3 years old. besides the receipt is probably the dumbest thing to use and youre kind of stupid for not checking to make sure all your items were in the bag
chakrabs 0
one of the few times I cant justify the YDI at all.
sarcasticbitch 7
lol poor you :( Your life is ****** :P
sarcasticbitch 7
lol poor you :( Your life is ****** :P
nobody_special 0
Use the toilet seat covers!! They're right behind you when you sit on the can D: Unless there aren't any more. Then that just sucks...
Sweetcheeks 0
Eww.