Embarrassing, Poopoo peepee, Shopping and Miscellaneous: Lose-lose situation

Lose-lose situation

By suckerrrrr - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I bought a top, along with some other things. I went to the restroom and had diarrhea, but there was no toilet paper in the stall. I had to use the receipt from the store. I then realized the clerk hadn't put the top in the bag. I needed that receipt to get the top. FML

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You deserved it 14 758

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 18:22 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 211

You deserved it 4 213

By penguinsfan - 16/05/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 134

You deserved it 53 819

Shit for brains

By Anonymous - 31/10/2023 15:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML

I agree, your life sucks 195

You deserved it 688

We've all done it

By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 04:00

Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall and the toilet paper had ran out. I had to use the socks I'd just bought. FML

I agree, your life sucks 823

You deserved it 226

Caught short

By highleyj - 01/04/2009 08:16 - United States

Today, I ran to a public bathroom because of explosive diarrhea. In the middle of it, I noticed there was no more toilet paper nor paper towels remaining. The smallest bill in my wallet was a 5. I had to pay 10 dollars to wipe my own butt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 94 305

You deserved it 19 941

By phukt - 19/05/2010 18:42 - United States

Today, after racing home with a jumbo package of toilet paper, I ran into my house to go to the bathroom. I then realized I'd left the toilet paper in the car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 184

You deserved it 30 583

By CallmeEddie - 14/11/2013 16:44 - United States - Joliet

Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 912

You deserved it 4 913

By Wrongtoilet - 12/07/2010 08:28 - Singapore

Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 871

You deserved it 5 468

By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 453

You deserved it 4 699

Always check before

By Anonymous - 19/05/2017 14:00

Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 711

You deserved it 955

Stunt_fml 5

Friday 29 May 2009 16:03

That's just really crappy situation. Sucks.

ArtsySwag 0

Friday 29 May 2009 16:07

That's why you check before using the toilet :). But a receipt?? Really?? That wouldn't even do much good... with diarrhea, you have to wipe like a billion times :P. I would've just waited until a person came in lol.

Comments

mutantcow 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 1:34

YDI for not checking if the cashier put your top in the bag, and also for not checking if the stall had toilet paper before you went in.

PollySighDevil 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 2:07

Am I the only one that wants to know what a "top" is???? WTF?

PollySighDevil 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 2:11

secondly... I totally agree about the receipt, it's like wiping your ass with a small piece of wax paper

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 30 May 2009 2:28

#92 - Top is another name for a shirt. Like your pants would be bottoms. And your shirt would be at the top. I just realized how strange that would sound to someone who didn't know that. And OP, yes, that is a motifying situation. I'm sorry.

Ric3ball 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 2:28

lmfao gross :[

finnaaas 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 2:55

eww, thats gross. why didnt you just ask the person in the stall next to you for toilet paper dumbshit?

soccergirl37 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 2:58

Ugh! People are so annoying! Receipts can be EXTREMELY long, especially if she bought a lot. There can be coupons. I have many receipts that are at least a foot long. #55- diarrhea happens. It does. Really. Ok, if I bought say 10 items, I definitely don't check all of them before leaving the store. Especially not if I feel diarrhea coming on. Again- she was having diarrhea! She's not going to check "hmmm does this have toilet paper". It's probably falling out of her butt by then. Assuming you have no other option, a receipt could be used. It IS paper, after all.

TryToBeKind 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 3:18

Wipe your ass on your sock next time?

ThisIsTaboo 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 3:54

Use the toilet seat liners next time? Just a hint...

InnocentNique 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 4:02

To all the people saying she deserved it because she didn't check for paper first or she didn't check for all her items, SHE HAD DIARRHEA! When you have to go you don't think about checking for things, you only have your mind on making it in time. Also, if you bought a lot of items, the reciept could be long enough to wipe just enough until she got home. To the OP: FYL. This is why I always carry a small pouch of tissues with me.