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Senseless_487 29
Really? You care that much about a selfie? Please, get over yourself.
figgit70 7
I pushed the "YDI" button so hard it gave ME a hernia.
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Comments (145)
nxkki21 11
Remember to be more careful next time :)
JBChristian 47
Let's not have a next time.
uarudeassbitchyo 17
That doesn't sound good :/ hope you're ok
Han1156 23
No, he deserves no sympathy.
olpally 33
you flex for a selfie and hurt yourself?? Don't come here for sympathy. Lol. You deserve this 110%.
silentmap 15
idk what to say but get a life.
AGB10 19
Best way to be on top of the YDI list!!
noobsatin 19
anything for the perfect selfie.
saralynnee132 10
Prolly wasn't the smartest idea, you shouldn't care that much about a picture
rocker_chick23 27
This isn't an FML, it's a huge YDI. I don't have any sympathy for you.
deejoy 22
You really went through that much trouble for a picture of yourself? Way to go, narcissus.
gracehi 33
Next you'll shit out your own intestines smiling at a pretty girl.
cakefete2 31
Well Grace, let's test your theory. Wave at OP and we'll see what happens.