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Senseless_487 29
Really? You care that much about a selfie? Please, get over yourself.
figgit70 7
I pushed the "YDI" button so hard it gave ME a hernia.
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Comments (145)
howlingwolf89 16
You should be proud of yourself
sdroze1389 31
if only this happened to everyone who takes constant selfies. we would truly live in a utopia where justice would prevail
worldclassrager 41
Was it a good one at least?
Taylor22294 24
One question for you hulk. Do you even lift brah?
aneonmoose 11
Almost wet myself reading this. YDI, OP.
snippit 18
Face palm button please!
CFB_FRS 27
You totally deserved this, how do you even give your self a hernia by doing that?
mishacollins 15
You could have just photoshopped it like (almost) everyone else. Sorry 'bout your hernia though, OP.
DEATHSNIGHTMARE 16
YDI!!
vjesf 5