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Senseless_487 29
Really? You care that much about a selfie? Please, get over yourself.
figgit70 7
I pushed the "YDI" button so hard it gave ME a hernia.
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AWoww 9
Selfies now have to have a warning label
AlexCanada77 13
Simmer down, bud
Justin995532 2
#3 and he planned a selfie "hard" look at your picture
robj118 10
You mirin brah?
FimogenFeels 14
Why are people being so mean? He obviously didn't try to do it! FYL; I hope you're doing better.
derpydude 1
We'll that makes two of us....
Jancey 1
You sound like my ex husband..so stupid.
unknownfml1122 2
Bull shit
Bennnncon 10
Well you're a stupid ****.
sayyestothedress 24
Lol, #3 says OP's over exaggerating for a selfie, but nobody noticed her pic?