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Senseless_487 29
Really? You care that much about a selfie? Please, get over yourself.
figgit70 7
I pushed the "YDI" button so hard it gave ME a hernia.
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Comments (145)
savannaaahh 10
lmfaoooo!!!! literally dieing!! #bestFMLever
mybubbles2000 13
I'm dying to see what position you were in :)
SuperStormCindy 8
I've got to go to the hospital? Okay, but first, let me take a selfie. (;
hickeyboy42 11
The struggle
Chibi_Kitten 24
You might need to put a muscle in your ego...
FrankHotpants 31
Selfies...Because shamelessly flaunting your narcissism is trendy.
UmbreonKirby 14
YDI!! Who wants to bet they're a stereotypical jock too? I'd laugh so hard
sunnysideup25 7
Hahahahahahahaha...... Oh dang it. I just gave myself a hernia laughing so much!
yourwifelovesme 25
I'm sorry but guys that take selfies flexing or shirtless or whatever automatically look like douchebags. YDI
KJBanx 7
You also changed your profile picture from the one you had earlier... So clearly even you realized the hypocrisy of your original statement