Today, I'm moving from Arizona to Washington State with my 2 cats in my car. I've only just left and just learned that one cat gets carsick and the other stress farts. Only 956 more miles to go. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I just landed in Washington, DC. Unfortunately, I also took off from Washington, DC an hour ago. FML
Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML
Today, for the first time in about 3 years, I decided to clean my car. It was going really well until I looked down at what I was about to pick up. On the back seat floor lay a dead snake, which at one point, for God knows how long, was living in my car while I unknowingly drove it around. FML
Today, I was going to a Harry Potter convention since I love the books so much. On my drive there I got lost, and it only got worse when my car broke down. Since I'd forgotten my phone, I tried to hitch a ride. I stood on the side of a road for two hours dressed like Ron Weasley. FML
Today, my mom decided to follow me during my driving test. She rear ended me. FML
Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML
Today, thanks to my new anti-anxiety meds, I am finally no longer agoraphobic. Today also marks 5 weeks of constant diarrhea due to the same meds. Guess who's not leaving the house anytime soon. FML
Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, who said she was too busy to talk to me. When my sister asked her who was on the phone, she replied, "The dog sitter." FML
Today, I went to my grandmother's house to pick up her cat to take him to the vet. She forgot who I was and sprayed me in the face with pepper spray. FML
Today, I was on a flight coming back home. On my right was a fat monk who was snoring very loudly, and on my left there were two old women who were talking about their teenage love lives in detail. The flight was 17 hours long. FML
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FuckYouScience12 8
I can't even imagine the smells going on in your car.
ladystate 22
At least it's just farts.
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Comments (166)
Nvjds 12
YDI for owning a cat
allie3206 3
Wow that must be horrible but I don't get the people that say she/her deserved it it's not the persons fault that their cats are like that
Omniprism 15
You should have bought some pet eaze. There are sedatives you can get for your pets. Look for a store near by where you are and find some. Good luck. And eventually they'll calm down.
Jarl_the_Elite 27
Cats and cars don't mix :(
graphicstyle7 17
I had a cat who literally emptied herself of EVERY bodily fluid about 20 minutes into a car ride. Then she would scream the rest of the way. Inconvenient if you move a lot. What I did to solve this was Go To A Vet Before The Trip and get some Kitty Sedatives. She still freaked out and excreted everything (put paper towels in the carrier before, take them out after and replace with a towel when there's nothing left to come out) but then she would calm way, way down and she and we did not have to put up with a cat freaking out for hours.
mooseantlers 1
as if there weren't enough reasons not to own cats... YDI
SoultheWolf 19
Pretty much every cat gets stressed in car rides unless you take them out often when they are kittens. My older cat pisses herself in fear when we have to take her somewhere, so we just put her in the kennel. But my younger one, who I took with us everywhere at a young age, just sleeps under the chair and only comes out to use the litter box or say hello.
BasketCase092 19
A fellow Washingtonian! Lol. I moved from home to Indy with a dog so I feel your pain. Not quite as extreme but still... Lol.
alwaylove 5
lmao I can't stop laughing
believe40 1
try Washington to Texas with 2 cats and 2 dogs