Today, I'm moving from Arizona to Washington State with my 2 cats in my car. I've only just left and just learned that one cat gets carsick and the other stress farts. Only 956 more miles to go. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I just landed in Washington, DC. Unfortunately, I also took off from Washington, DC an hour ago. FML
Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML
Today, for the first time in about 3 years, I decided to clean my car. It was going really well until I looked down at what I was about to pick up. On the back seat floor lay a dead snake, which at one point, for God knows how long, was living in my car while I unknowingly drove it around. FML
Today, I was going to a Harry Potter convention since I love the books so much. On my drive there I got lost, and it only got worse when my car broke down. Since I'd forgotten my phone, I tried to hitch a ride. I stood on the side of a road for two hours dressed like Ron Weasley. FML
Today, my mom decided to follow me during my driving test. She rear ended me. FML
Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML
Today, thanks to my new anti-anxiety meds, I am finally no longer agoraphobic. Today also marks 5 weeks of constant diarrhea due to the same meds. Guess who's not leaving the house anytime soon. FML
Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, who said she was too busy to talk to me. When my sister asked her who was on the phone, she replied, "The dog sitter." FML
Today, I went to my grandmother's house to pick up her cat to take him to the vet. She forgot who I was and sprayed me in the face with pepper spray. FML
Today, I was on a flight coming back home. On my right was a fat monk who was snoring very loudly, and on my left there were two old women who were talking about their teenage love lives in detail. The flight was 17 hours long. FML
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FuckYouScience12 8
I can't even imagine the smells going on in your car.
ladystate 22
At least it's just farts.
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Comments (166)
perdix 31
Desert them in the desert.
mrtonyanderson 20
That's rough
Sitting_Ducki 8
At least it's nice weather so you can open the windows
Dirkesty 5
Welcome to Washington!
noldier 5
I never want to live anywhere else in the US.
NeonSkillet21 7
75- Washingtonians don't like to be reminded of that horrible, horrible fact.
Jeffy91 28
Not a fan of cats, so I don't know what to say. Try sedating them for the majority of the ride. Theres my 2 cents. ha
Willibobs 33
Definitely better than the 2 scents kicking off in the car :/
incoherentrmblr 22
God forbid you have to put the heat on...
crazytwinsmom 25
Play some soothing music. It helps calm the cats down usually.
adri9998 5
Woo I love Arizona why r u moving its so cold there but I guess it's hot here
skyttlz 32
I live in WA and it is cold here. It's usually only nice in July and August. We've had to turn our heater on in June and I believe either this year or last year it rained most of June. In July & August the hottest it gets is usually in the 90s.
elcee1987 18
Arizona weather isn't hot right now! I live in Arizona now and used to live in Washington, and I think op has it backwards because Arizona is really pleasant right now, whereas Washington is getting to the cold weather.
Mimilyssa 7
Sounds like a...CATastrophe!
madaymay 9
Upside Washington is great :3 trust a washingtonian