Transportation, Moving home, Cats and Animals: Long road ahead

Long road ahead

By Catcrap! - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Rialto

Today, I'm moving from Arizona to Washington State with my 2 cats in my car. I've only just left and just learned that one cat gets carsick and the other stress farts. Only 956 more miles to go. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff - United States - Chevy Chase

Today, I just landed in Washington, DC. Unfortunately, I also took off from Washington, DC an hour ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 18:01 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML

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By snakeboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, for the first time in about 3 years, I decided to clean my car. It was going really well until I looked down at what I was about to pick up. On the back seat floor lay a dead snake, which at one point, for God knows how long, was living in my car while I unknowingly drove it around. FML

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By GrLifeusx - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was going to a Harry Potter convention since I love the books so much. On my drive there I got lost, and it only got worse when my car broke down. Since I'd forgotten my phone, I tried to hitch a ride. I stood on the side of a road for two hours dressed like Ron Weasley. FML

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By nehadrihan - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Oceanside

Today, my mom decided to follow me during my driving test. She rear ended me. FML

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By Username - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML

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By Phobia - 29/12/2017 15:00

Today, thanks to my new anti-anxiety meds, I am finally no longer agoraphobic. Today also marks 5 weeks of constant diarrhea due to the same meds. Guess who's not leaving the house anytime soon. FML

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By crapped on - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, who said she was too busy to talk to me. When my sister asked her who was on the phone, she replied, "The dog sitter." FML

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Self defence

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to my grandmother's house to pick up her cat to take him to the vet. She forgot who I was and sprayed me in the face with pepper spray. FML

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By ihatelongflights - 21/08/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I was on a flight coming back home. On my right was a fat monk who was snoring very loudly, and on my left there were two old women who were talking about their teenage love lives in detail. The flight was 17 hours long. FML

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FuckYouScience12 8

Tuesday 19 November 2013 5:41

I can't even imagine the smells going on in your car.

ladystate 22

Tuesday 19 November 2013 5:40

At least it's just farts.

Comments

perdix 29

Tuesday 19 November 2013 6:05

Desert them in the desert.

mrtonyanderson 20

Tuesday 19 November 2013 6:15

That's rough

Sitting_Ducki 8

Tuesday 19 November 2013 6:27

At least it's nice weather so you can open the windows

Dirkesty 5

Tuesday 19 November 2013 6:43

Welcome to Washington!

noldier 5

Tuesday 19 November 2013 20:03

I never want to live anywhere else in the US.

NeonSkillet21 7

Wednesday 20 November 2013 0:13

75- Washingtonians don't like to be reminded of that horrible, horrible fact.

Jeffy91 28

Tuesday 19 November 2013 6:47

Not a fan of cats, so I don't know what to say. Try sedating them for the majority of the ride. Theres my 2 cents. ha

Willibobs 33

Tuesday 19 November 2013 16:37

Definitely better than the 2 scents kicking off in the car :/

incoherentrmblr 21

Tuesday 19 November 2013 6:48

God forbid you have to put the heat on...

crazytwinsmom 25

Tuesday 19 November 2013 7:15

Play some soothing music. It helps calm the cats down usually.

adri9998 5

Tuesday 19 November 2013 7:28

Woo I love Arizona why r u moving its so cold there but I guess it's hot here

skyttlz 32

Tuesday 19 November 2013 9:18

I live in WA and it is cold here. It's usually only nice in July and August. We've had to turn our heater on in June and I believe either this year or last year it rained most of June. In July & August the hottest it gets is usually in the 90s.

elcee1987 18

Tuesday 19 November 2013 12:42

Arizona weather isn't hot right now! I live in Arizona now and used to live in Washington, and I think op has it backwards because Arizona is really pleasant right now, whereas Washington is getting to the cold weather.