Today, I'm moving from Arizona to Washington State with my 2 cats in my car. I've only just left and just learned that one cat gets carsick and the other stress farts. Only 956 more miles to go. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I just landed in Washington, DC. Unfortunately, I also took off from Washington, DC an hour ago. FML
Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML
Today, for the first time in about 3 years, I decided to clean my car. It was going really well until I looked down at what I was about to pick up. On the back seat floor lay a dead snake, which at one point, for God knows how long, was living in my car while I unknowingly drove it around. FML
Today, I was going to a Harry Potter convention since I love the books so much. On my drive there I got lost, and it only got worse when my car broke down. Since I'd forgotten my phone, I tried to hitch a ride. I stood on the side of a road for two hours dressed like Ron Weasley. FML
Today, my mom decided to follow me during my driving test. She rear ended me. FML
Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML
Today, thanks to my new anti-anxiety meds, I am finally no longer agoraphobic. Today also marks 5 weeks of constant diarrhea due to the same meds. Guess who's not leaving the house anytime soon. FML
Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, who said she was too busy to talk to me. When my sister asked her who was on the phone, she replied, "The dog sitter." FML
Today, I went to my grandmother's house to pick up her cat to take him to the vet. She forgot who I was and sprayed me in the face with pepper spray. FML
Today, I was on a flight coming back home. On my right was a fat monk who was snoring very loudly, and on my left there were two old women who were talking about their teenage love lives in detail. The flight was 17 hours long. FML
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FuckYouScience12 8
I can't even imagine the smells going on in your car.
ladystate 22
At least it's just farts.
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Sophie_Hart 9
CATS FART????????
lifesacircus 8
damn that sucks .. your car is going to be trashed by the time you get there
Mabonga 12
cage them and keep windows open
Michael903 18
That's why you go to the vet beforehand and get kitty valium (or puppy)!!
pdp_fml 21
Should you get rid of your cats? You could always get new ones when you arrive at your destination.
Serisent 26
That's a horrible thing to suggest! Those cats might never find a home, in which case you'd essentially be killing them. Also, can't you just get rid of a member of your family? You can just find another when you get there.
CeeCee_fml 16
Well, this just may have to be one of the dumbest suggestions I ever read on this site.
allie3206 3
Get rid of her cats. What the hell is wrong with you
Quiet_one 22
@101- People like you are the reason shelters are so overcrowded that most of the animals that end up there never leave. Pets aren't disposable, and if you think they are you should never get one. You'd never tell a parent they can 'just have another kid,' even if it's technically true. Obviously they don't want just any, they want the one they have. The same principle applies to pets. I don't get why this is such a hard concept for some people to understand.
neonstarr 15
My cat, Cabbit got car sick when moving 15minutes away, not pleasant. The other one peed on me (looked ashamed too), sooo lucky it's just farts and puke.
DrEnia1at0r 20
Lol try not to fall in love with any vampires. Honestly I feel gay for making that connection but I couldn't pass the opportunity.
CeeCee_fml 16
I never did long trips with my cats before, but I have heard of owners giving their pets tranquilizers. This way the cats would be asleep for the majority of the ride.
vlalam 24
Hahaha, that's gonna be one memorable trip and glad u r getting to know ur cats better on this trip ;)
airsound757 5
aw I'm sorry