Transportation, Moving home, Cats and Animals: Long road ahead

Long road ahead

By Catcrap! - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Rialto

Today, I'm moving from Arizona to Washington State with my 2 cats in my car. I've only just left and just learned that one cat gets carsick and the other stress farts. Only 956 more miles to go. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff - United States - Chevy Chase

Today, I just landed in Washington, DC. Unfortunately, I also took off from Washington, DC an hour ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 18:01 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML

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By snakeboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, for the first time in about 3 years, I decided to clean my car. It was going really well until I looked down at what I was about to pick up. On the back seat floor lay a dead snake, which at one point, for God knows how long, was living in my car while I unknowingly drove it around. FML

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By GrLifeusx - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was going to a Harry Potter convention since I love the books so much. On my drive there I got lost, and it only got worse when my car broke down. Since I'd forgotten my phone, I tried to hitch a ride. I stood on the side of a road for two hours dressed like Ron Weasley. FML

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By nehadrihan - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Oceanside

Today, my mom decided to follow me during my driving test. She rear ended me. FML

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By Username - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML

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By Phobia - 29/12/2017 15:00

Today, thanks to my new anti-anxiety meds, I am finally no longer agoraphobic. Today also marks 5 weeks of constant diarrhea due to the same meds. Guess who's not leaving the house anytime soon. FML

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By crapped on - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, who said she was too busy to talk to me. When my sister asked her who was on the phone, she replied, "The dog sitter." FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to my grandmother's house to pick up her cat to take him to the vet. She forgot who I was and sprayed me in the face with pepper spray. FML

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By ihatelongflights - 21/08/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I was on a flight coming back home. On my right was a fat monk who was snoring very loudly, and on my left there were two old women who were talking about their teenage love lives in detail. The flight was 17 hours long. FML

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FuckYouScience12 8

Tuesday 19 November 2013 5:41

I can't even imagine the smells going on in your car.

ladystate 22

Tuesday 19 November 2013 5:40

At least it's just farts.

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Musicsthecure 8

Tuesday 19 November 2013 20:37

Well, welcome to Washington. ._.

MrSmarts 6

Tuesday 19 November 2013 21:51

GO WASHINGTON!!!

MMckiel 4

Tuesday 19 November 2013 21:58

Give them gravol, that I what I did with my cat when we traveled.

meegal 12

Tuesday 19 November 2013 22:29

YDI. Dogs are the superior pet. Forget cats, dogs are better.

sugarbear0727 19

Tuesday 19 November 2013 23:02

Lol. Awe. Poor kitties.

thatonewierdguy 5

Wednesday 20 November 2013 0:37

My friend moved from Pennsylvania to Las Vegas Nevada and he had to haul two big dogs.

gsevison 6

Wednesday 20 November 2013 1:10

Arizona pride!

PunkySpunky78 15

Wednesday 20 November 2013 1:42

To the op Sounds like something that might happen if I move to Cali and take my cats

gruvychild 17

Wednesday 20 November 2013 2:26

Welcome to Washington State! Your cats are going to love the rain here! It rains cats and dogs! :)

jixiekat 14

Wednesday 20 November 2013 2:59

poor cats! my cat hates the car and any trip longer than 10 min she... poops...

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