Lonely times
Today, the highlight of my day was someone prank-calling me. FML
Today, the highlight of my day was someone prank-calling me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a prank call. I now wish he'd call back so I can actually talk to someone. FML
Today, I received a prank phone call that woke me up. I actually kept them on the line because they were the first person to call me in weeks. FML
Today, the only person I actually spoke with was a prank caller. I tried to have a conversation with him, but he hung up on me. FML
Today, I was to have an important phone interview for a job. I got a call and everything went perfectly, and they said I was hired. Later, I found out that one of my "friends" had gotten one of his buddies to prank call me and make sure the line was engaged when the real interviewer called. FML
Today, I got asked out for the first time in my life. During a prank call. By a complete stranger. FML
Today, I was planning on enjoying my one day off work from the hospital, at home. I got a call saying I had to come in because my department was short-handed. I went in to find almost everyone there. Turns out it was a prank by my coworkers. FML
Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML
Today, while on vacation, I called my home phone to check the messages. Someone answered. FML
Today, I got a phone call for a interview at Target at 4:30 pm. I got super excited, so I got dressed up and headed over there. I told the manager that I was there for my interview. He didn't know what I was talking about. My friends had prank called me. FML
Today, I was so bored at my job as a receptionist that I actually got excited when the phone rang. FML
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Skroal_stomper 5
Did you have phone sex?
perdix 31
Pass it on! Call the bowling alley and ask if they have 12-pound balls. When they answer yes, say, "Then where do you buy underwear?!" And hang up.
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Comments (68)
aixoria 0
lucky. the highlight of most of my boring days is eating crap food. lol.
sweetalicious 1
you're beautiful, keep your head up high :) there. now that can be your new highlight ^_^
Fletchdads 9
Get up get out and get something.
coolgirl44 3
I always go with it, it makes it even funnier