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Anonymous United Kingdom

Lonely times

Today, the highlight of my day was someone prank-calling me. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

Same thing different taste

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Did you have phone sex?

Pass it on! Call the bowling alley and ask if they have 12-pound balls. When they answer yes, say, "Then where do you buy underwear?!" And hang up.

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lucky. the highlight of most of my boring days is eating crap food. lol.

you're beautiful, keep your head up high :) there. now that can be your new highlight ^_^

Get up get out and get something.

I always go with it, it makes it even funnier