Living his best life

By shotdown - 02/12/2015 20:45 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after being sick all day with the flu, I asked my husband to wash the dishes after I went to bed. He said he couldn't because he had a large, important project for work that needed to get done. I woke up a couple of hours later to find him smoking weed on the couch and watching cartoons. FML
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Kuibe 18

I guess you can use the same excuse when he's sick now and if he objects bring up this.

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gosh_mate 30

Go on strike! You shouldn't even be around food/dishes if you're still contagious.

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91hayek 31

Can't even wash dishes for two people. Who put that man in charge of a project?

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Mathalamus 24

He actually finished the large work project and was simply relaxing. :P

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the_real_dvd 21

If he finished his project he should've been helping his girlfriend out. That's what relationships are for.

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gosh_mate 30

Go on strike! You shouldn't even be around food/dishes if you're still contagious.

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_Zobo_ 3

Plot twist: He's actually a cartoon animator.

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beeferjay 34

does he work for a dispensary? he could have been trying a new strain and coming up with the price point

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Alexandria79 22

I had gastro and hubby left me the dishes from all of the food I couldn't eat for 3 days. Husbands :p

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the_real_dvd 21

I was a husband for 16 years. I have never done that. Women who tolerate this only teach men that it's ok to act selfish.

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Coland 19

Does anyone remember this episode of spongebob?

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ShleeG 23

Maybe he works for ACME and was trying to come up with a new innovative invention for Wile E. Coyote to catch the Road Runner. Or he's a shit husband... who knows.

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