By grosstoenail - 13/07/2016 05:04 - Canada - Courtice

Today, while I selling merch at a festival, a volunteer lost her toenail. Not only did she immediately show me, but she then took a picture and showed everyone coming up to my station. I lost sales because she wouldn't leave. FML
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ashyville 9
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Shoulda called her a toetruck....

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zzarfazas 2
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How do some people's parents fail so hard at teaching them etiquette?

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ashyville 9
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Shoulda called her a toetruck....

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AlysoninAlaska 19
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Priorities, toenails are important. Missing ones are even more important. On a more serious note, sorry you missed out on sales OP. Better luck next time.

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kristergirl 13
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How do you TOElerate that???

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_Adog2645 24
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That pun was untoerable

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RabbitOfAurora 28
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Should have just asked them to leave your stall or not show it around because it's not appropriate.. YDI for not speaking up.

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JustTheTruth42 13
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No where does is say op didn't say anything. It does say that the woman refuse to leave.

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dizzyspanks 7
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it doesn't say anywhere she "refused" to leave. it just says she wouldn't leave

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zzarfazas 2
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How do some people's parents fail so hard at teaching them etiquette?

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RabbitOfAurora 28
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It might be less of a "their parents faild to teach them etiquette" and more of a "this person has a social disibility" (like aspergers) and they just didn't realize.

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ImTheAlpha 30
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I am autistic and have lost several toenails, not once did it occur to me to show random strangers my lost toenail. I'm pretty sure even we realize that's totally grody.

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almost_there44 26
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Would it have been too hard to simply ask her to keep it moving? If you didn't have the backbone to tell this girl to get the fuck out of your way, YDI.

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rivaraven 35
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I mean, if it says that she -refused- to leave, I assume someone did ask her to. You really can't refuse something you haven't been offered.

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davedp3 4
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You know they have security for a reason....

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PtCaboose 21
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Couldn't you have called security to get her to leave

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xxmollyxx 25
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I read merch as meth and thought you totally deserved it :p

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MostynTheWeirdo 20
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If you see her working a stall, find something disgusting and parade that around.

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Colon_Man 17
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This girl was probably the sister of a competing vendor and the whole debacle was staged to drive customers to the other stall.

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