Today, while at the restaurant I work at, a bunch of kids came in. They all gave incredibly complex orders, laughed at everything I did, and made a huge mess by "spilling" hot sauce and water all over the floor. After they left, I was tipped eleven cents. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, I got to wait on one of those tables where everyone had very complex orders, and some of them sent their food back. When the time finally came for me to bring them their check and receive my well-earned tip, I returned only to discover that they'd dined and dashed. FML
Today, at work, I served a group of three teens. Their tab was $75 and they tipped me nothing. They wrote a thank you on a piece of receipt paper, put it in a glass of water and used a coaster to turn the glass of water upside down on the table, spilling water everywhere. They also stole my pen. FML
Today, at work, 5 minutes after I'd sent my help home, we got an 83 dollar order. I'm the only cook. FML
Today, I was feeling sick but went into my waitressing job because I'd already missed 3 days this week. I was dizzy and managed to spill a tray of drinks all over the customers. Then, when their food was done, I tripped and spilled hot chili all over the man's lap. FML
Today, I was waitressing for a huge family. Their bill was $750. Excited about the tip, I was shocked to see only $0.50. As they were leaving, I threw the two whole quarters at their heads. Guess who also got fired today. FML
Today, as a restaurant hostess, I fell into the fountain at work while carrying a high chair in front of several large parties, who all promptly laughed at me. We were so busy, I had to stay and finish my shift soaking wet. FML
Today, I started my first day as a waitress. After getting my ass slapped, drinks and food spilled over me, and being tripped by a bratty kid, my tips were stolen. FML
Today, I was taking a table's order. After I finished, the guy told me, "Just FYI, I'm not a tipper." Trying to lighten up the situation, I replied, "It's amazing how many people forget I handle their food." He complained to the manager that I'd threatened him. FML
Today, at my job as a waiter I sharted myself while taking an order. They tipped me $20 and wrote "for new underwear" on the receipt. FML
Today, I ordered pizza for dinner and left cash by the door so my son could pay for it, in case it arrived before I got home. I told him they should get all the money, but I just found the tip. Apparently he thought I'd miscounted. I'm a server. FML
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luv2laugh30 0
i was a server for a long time! i hate cocksuckers like that! ppl dont understand how hard our job really is! assholes!
Matt_192 6
Should've spit in their food at the first sign of asshole-ness
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Comments (202)
5t3ff1k4h 47
FYL. Kids are disrespectful.
PincheEdgarr 0
thanks #28 :D
captainPIRATEche 0
aha no problem
fartstar 0
Those little f**kers will get payback someday. Karma rules!
ambermary101 6
I lol'd hahahha Fyl OP I mean that sucks. **favorited**
DMStrack 0
better than nothing!
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
So what op... Did you give them any money no.... So stfu an stop complaining... You should be happy you got 11 cents... Some people don't get any...
monicalynn 0
41 stfu. 11 cents really? that's better than nothing? so say you were at work, busting your ass for someone who is a complete jerk and is demanding, etc. and all you got paid was 11 cents. how would you feel? please, do tell. I'm pretty sure you would be pretty heated and felt like that was insulting that you did all that work for nothing basically. 11 cents is pointless. WTF can you buy with 11 cents, a tootsie roll? people have bills to pay. they're damn sure not going to be able to pay for any bills with that 11 cents. that's a total slap in the face to the waitress. try being a waitress for a day, maybe then you'll get it.
DMStrack 0
33, exactly!!
cattack 0
Did you expect kids to give you more than that?
ChaPStikkWhoRe 0
get over it, its part of working any type of job that involves CUSTOMER SERVICE... Be glad they didn't just dine-n-ditch
lena808 13
i know how that feels except when it happend to me it was grown ladies. lol your life sucks