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Memorable challenge

By LieutenantDimwit - 11/08/2026 12:00 - Egypt - Giza

Today, I challenged myself and went skydiving! However, I made the mistake of doing so on an empty stomach. I made it through the freefall, and through most of the canopy bit, until low-blood-sugar induced dizziness made me blackout on final approach. I still remember most of it, but now I feel emasculated. FML

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Gemfez 15

Tuesday 11 August 2026 13:22

weren't

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Gemfez 15

Tuesday 11 August 2026 13:21

don't be too hard on yourself, you would not be the first person that fainted whilst skydiving. At least you were skydiving solo.

Gemfez 15

Tuesday 11 August 2026 13:22

weren't

DLBL 21

Tuesday 11 August 2026 13:23

I see your handle, LieutenantD, and I'd love to tell you a dirty joke about a private's first jump in the military, but you've probably heard it. It's very funny.

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