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Life on Nightmare mode

Today, I had to give the girl I am absolutely in love with advice on how to have better sex with her boyfriend. FML

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how about you grow a pair and tell her how you feel?

You should have given her a demonstration.

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You're an idiot.

GabrielScott 0

YDI. You gotta tell people these kinda things.

hahaah, to respond to some of these comments, 1. She knows how I feel about her. 2. She is also my best friend.

Your advice should have been something like ; To have better sex, you need a new boyfriend. Like me. Ta-da.

If she knows how you feel and she's your best friend it is a little cruel of her to ask you this.

Also first 30 seconds from this.... the rest is misogynist (but well acted) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCEYxs7kWmQ&feature=related

AEM_Racer1320 0

Hah. That sucks. I agree that you should have tried to demonstrate.

Did you show her how you douche too?!??

I like how everyone says the OP should confess his feelings to her - that wouldn't make things awkward at all. She's in a relationship, people - if she was asking for advice for a damned one night stand that would be one thing, but she is evidently happy with someone else. Him telling her he loves her and wants to be with her would likely cause more problems then they would fix. FYL, OP. :/

You can make this work, u can give her advice and get laid, simple, 3-way

whiskeyloverrrr 0

i'm so tired of these dumb relationship FMLs

you shouldve just given her shitty advice