Life on Nightmare mode

By shitforchris - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Spicy
Today, I had to give the girl I am absolutely in love with advice on how to have better sex with her boyfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 66 262
You deserved it 12 108
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Top comments

randomfacts 0

how about you grow a pair and tell her how you feel?

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Emico_fml 0

You should have given her a demonstration.

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freded21 0

why is asking you she probaly know you havnt been laid in like ......................ever sorry dude but you need to grow a pair

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LynchyBabes 0

Sounds to me like you would have had 0 good advice to give her anyway...

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sk8worldind 0

that is when you dont give her sex advice and tell her some real advice by telling her to dump him and get with you.... whats the worst that can happen

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dopeman 0

FAIL -- everyone knows that you tell them that you'll SHOW them!!

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LittleMihaela 0

I feel like I need to say that you're a really good friend to her to have done that anyway. I hope you get your chance with her.

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veggiebre93 0

should have gave her bad advice.

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bimm 0

you should have showed her how to have better sex with her boyfriend

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Stephanieeex3 0

For everyone saying, "Oh, you didn't HAVE to do anything, you chose to." What the **** was he supposed to do? Say, "Uh.. no, I suck at sex. I can't help you there." And for those you saying to man up and tell her how he feels, I think it's cute that he's keeping it to himself. Ever thought that maybe he just wants her to be happy, and doesn't want to complicate her happiness with her current boyfriend? He should wait to tell her, anyways. Whatever is meant to happen, will happen. If it works out, it works out. If he moves on, he moves on. Shut the **** up @_@

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carman09 0

dude that blows so bad just **** her already

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RoflmaoNuke 0

#128 Its good to see someone who actually agree with my point of view. THanks for basically affirming my view on things. #131 you have a point but sometimes when you care about a person. no matter how stupid and idiotic it sounds(because i have thought about this type of stuff a lot and it is quite stupid) You put them at a higher importance than yourself. I knew someone in the past who inflicted so much pain on himself because he loved a girl with cancer and to make a long story short(the idiot as you guys would call him) died a virgin because he loved her enough to not want to be with another person. Human beings do things that seem stupid to everyone else, but make perfect sense in their own minds, for the people they love. We can't change that, but that is one of the mystery's of true love. why it is so powerful. It might be painful but if it were me, if i couldn't have her, I'd rather be her best friend than forget about her all together. I will say again, you do have logical points, and some good ones at that(definitely better than 90 some% of the people on here. But love is so strange that not even logic works against it. I still admire the fact that some people in this brainless world can still think logically. THanks. Have a nice life

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