Life on Nightmare mode

By shitforchris - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Spicy
Today, I had to give the girl I am absolutely in love with advice on how to have better sex with her boyfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 66 263
You deserved it 12 108

Top comments

how about you grow a pair and tell her how you feel?

You should have given her a demonstration.

Comments

If you're truly in love with someone you want them to be the best they can be, the happiest they can be. There's no "hit it and quit it" mentality, like so many of you guys are advocating. Lay off the guy and take a look at yourself, you'll probably never be in love if you're just focused on getting laid.

welll i have to say that u are very nice and i agree with what u did i have been there and done that u will learn....

u shoulda parted her legs and said "this is how its really done"

kgraham21 0

Give her bad advice so the boyfriend dumps her and you can get her.

It's time to move on dude. You're in the friend zone and there is no changing it.

once in the friend zone, always in the friend zone

dude i aint gonna hate. im sry man thts gotta suck but hey if u can talk tht openly with her if she breaks up with him she might come running to u. people who say he should "grow a pair" dont realize tht telling a girl u love her till the end of time doesnt make her dump her boyfriend for u. trust me

fuqluv 0
blackie17 0

I swear I think chicks do shit like that on purpose. It's pretty damn obvious when someone likes u and if you've been in love with her, I'm sure she knows. if she knows, she's a bitch, totally ****** up to u. there's no good intentions for that. I hate chicks even tho I'm onee -.-