Work: Life imitates life

Life imitates life

By Anonymous - 20/08/2015 17:48 - United Kingdom - Glenrothes

Today, my boss bitched me out for violating workplace privacy, after he found an FML post from last year that eerily resembled a situation that happened the same year. He thought I posted it and twisted things to make him look like an idiot. I've never posted here in my life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 152

You deserved it 2 579

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2022 00:00

Today, it was a coworker's last day. Over the last 6 months, he has been talking smack about me because he assumed I'd ratted him out for a Facebook post, ranting about our place of employment. I decided to confront him after work to let him know that I didn't do it. He then reported me for harassment to all of my supervisors. FML

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You deserved it 219

By arknvl - 07/03/2013 18:12 - Norway - Trondheim

Today, my boss yelled at me for visiting Facebook on my work computer. He says that since I can't be trusted, I'll be supervised from now on. I was uploading pictures to the company's Facebook page, which I have to do once a week as part of my job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 184

You deserved it 2 697

By poop - 08/01/2011 01:31 - United States

Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 718

You deserved it 4 184

By DingusGinger - 21/04/2019 02:00

Today, I found out my boss likes to shit talk about me when I'm not around. The best part is that I don't know what I've done to piss him off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 049

You deserved it 160

By janice - 03/06/2011 23:23 - United States

Today, my boss called me to his office, and played back a recording of me telling a co-worker that if I still worked there in a year, I would hang myself. He then bitched me out for unprofessional conduct. The taped conversation took place over a year ago, with my recently ex-boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 661

You deserved it 7 719

By kalamar5 - 25/05/2014 20:54 - Norway - Sarpsborg

Today, my boss bitched me out for doing some random web browsing while waiting for some documents I needed to arrive, then went back to his desk and went on Facebook, thinking I couldn't see. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 814

You deserved it 5 465

By Loopylogo - 10/01/2017 14:01

Today, my boss came into the office asked how I was doing and seemed totally normal and happy, then said, "I have to let you go. I heard some bad things about you." He wouldn't tell me what he heard, or from whom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 658

You deserved it 521

By jalisc512 - 21/08/2014 20:16 - United States - Aurora

Today, my boss threatened to write me up, after I made a slightly rude joke about a coworker everyone hates. A while later, a colleague told me the same joke. Turns out my boss had gone around telling it to everyone else and taking all the credit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 431

You deserved it 5 516

Whipping boy

By Anonymous - 02/03/2021 02:01 - United States

Today, like every day, my boss was complaining about something or other, but this time it was work that I knew he'd done himself, and he still blamed me. FML

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You deserved it 67

By are you kidding me???? - 20/07/2012 04:58 - United States - Chaplin

Today, my boss fired me for "fooling around" on my phone. I was looking for supplies for a surprise party we are throwing him for his birthday, and I didn't want to do it on my work computer because he has access to our history. Also, this happened during my lunch break. FML

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You deserved it 1 952

AGhost5445 25

Friday 21 August 2015 7:03

I have a feeling if he reads this he's going to believe you even less

Blackhawk706 23

Friday 21 August 2015 7:03

Well now you're ******

Comments

Silk_Routes 14

Friday 21 August 2015 9:54

Hope he miss this post

733yoda_fml 19

Friday 21 August 2015 10:45

I think you have posted to FML

martin8337 35

Friday 21 August 2015 10:46

Until now.

igg125 30

Friday 21 August 2015 11:55

The shoe fit so he put it on.

rebamoo 14

Friday 21 August 2015 12:00

Is anyone else curious what the FML was? This needs an update!

AQueenOfDeath 19

Friday 21 August 2015 13:28

Maybe he is an idiot

mads_nicole 19

Friday 21 August 2015 13:40

Well then why the **** would you post this?!

starlandmarie 22

Friday 21 August 2015 13:47

OP's boss was probably more angry about the content of the supposed past FML, not the fact that he posted. Now OP's boss has an even better reason to be mad. Best of luck at your workplace OP.