Today, I felt like letting my ex know just how I felt about all the bullshit he put me through. I dug up his number, typed a long paragraph with lots of pain and emotion, and sent it. The reply was, "No wonder he broke up with you." Thanks, whoever has that number now. FML
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Today, I wanted to rub my success in my ex's face to get her back for breaking my heart. I typed the perfect email, included every detail of opening my own business, buying my own home and cleverly intertwined insults. A few hours later, she replied, "That’s nice. Who’s this?" FML
Today, I wrote to the guy whom I am in love with to tell him how I feel about him. He was very calm and told me to give him some time to think it over. Later in the day, I found out he blocked my number and rejected me on Facebook. But, the worst part is he then texted me saying, "This is my reply". FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
Today, my ex got dumped by his girlfriend. Seeing my opportunity, I sent him a song I'd written for him, about how much I still love him. He sent it on to the girl who had just dumped him, claiming he had written it. They're now back together. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
Today, my soon-to-be-ex emailed me a pic of them with the person whom they left me for. After I didn't respond, they called just to say, "Fuck off and die." Four days previously, I got laid off from my job. I'm getting too old for this stuff. FML
Today, I sent everyone a text on my phone book saying, "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May the Fourth be with you!!" I forgot to uncheck my ex-girlfriend's number. She texted back, "One of the many reasons I broke up with you." FML
Today, my jerk of an ex messaged to apologize for dumping me two weeks ago. I took the high road and was overtly polite and friendly, hoping to end things civil. Our conversation ended when he casually mentioned he is moving in with his new girlfriend. FML
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cyanidesandwich 21
Should've replied "hey*, damn autocorrect"
doctorhook86 24
Don't text angry.
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Comments (121)
ophel1a 7
psh how do you know that wasn't your ex that replied, trying to dissuade your unresolved problems from re-entangling his life? sorry OP, that's what journals are for. PAPER journals. that can be burned. :P
Satoaoi 13
I always double check the number I'm angry texting >_>
misspennycakes 7
Yeah everyone just loves a crazy ex gf such a turn on. I think he will be back in your arms in no time OP
GarageDragon 22
He's your ex for a reason. Even if you did manage to reach him, he'd only get pleasure from your pain. Move on.
tishtashbat 16
Delete his number and move on. Holding onto bitter resentful feelings towards him will only hurt you in the long run.
Nomadic1 20
This is why I leave the past in the past
Starko_fml 3
Better than getting TL;DR back.
Tones217 9
The best revenge is to just move on and be happy with yourself. If he really hurt you that much, why waste any more of your time on him?
fcryingoutloud 9
There should be a third voting option, "how are you not ashamed of confessing to this, even on FML?"
xRezSynn 15
Get over him?