Miscellaneous: Lesson learned

Lesson learned

By katharine - 15/03/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I was daydreaming in bed when my phone rang from across the room. I scrambled out of my covers, tripped over a pair of boots I had by the bed, and slipped on some jeans laying on the floor. Luckily, I answered my phone in time, but only to have my mom tell me to clean my room before she got home. FML

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By lauren_rox - 08/11/2009 17:50 - Canada

Today, I was waiting at home for a phone call. While I was in the bathroom, the phone rang. I quickly stopped my business and ran out of the bathroom with my pants round my ankles. I leaped over the couch, tripping and then stubbing my toe while hopping to the phone. It was a telemarketer. FML

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You deserved it 13 703

Housecleaning

By QuestionMyLife - 01/10/2009 00:56 - United States

Today, I walked into my bedroom and realized I really needed to clean it. As I started to pick everything up off of the floor, I tripped over a shoe, slipped on a water bottle, pulled down my shoe rack, and landed in my armoire. My room is now dirtier than it was when I started. FML

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You deserved it 13 436

By IVOaf - 26/02/2014 20:55 - United States

Today, as I tried to get out of bed, I got my foot tangled in my sheets. I reached out to my dresser to avoid falling flat on my face. I didn't fall, but I did manage to smash my fingers in the drawer while still trapped in the sheets. FML

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You deserved it 4 859

By Sh*t - 02/07/2012 21:17 - Venezuela - Caracas

Today, I was in the shower, when I heard my daughter scream and shout, "Mommy, mommy! Help! Come quick!" I panicked and rushed downstairs without even looking for a towel to cover myself, all so I could find out she'd just gotten a piece of dirt on her shoe. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2019 06:04

Today, at three in the morning, I rolled out of bed in my sleep, landing butt-first into my trash can and scraping my arm on my bedside table. I cleaned up the mess I'd made and tried to stop my arm from bleeding. During which, my dad banged on the door and told me to keep it down. FML

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You deserved it 212

By ayye_its_nikki - 19/12/2012 05:07 - United States - Cedar Park

Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML

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You deserved it 21 348

By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 12:16 - United States

Today, my phone started ringing in the other room. I ran to go pick it up, tripped over my coffee table which gashed my leg, and knocked over my brand new 50" LCD TV, which broke over my head. Turns out it was a wrong number. FML

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You deserved it 15 292

By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 20:43 - Isle of Man

Today, I was lying on the sofa when the phone rang. I jumped up to answer in time. I knocked over my laptop, and kicked my guitar into a glass causing it to smash. It was a wrong number. FML

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By annoyed - 20/02/2013 20:33 - United States - Paradise Valley

Today, I was so exhausted that I slept through my phone ringing, and later my doorbell ringing. My psycho mom freaked out, and thinking I was in trouble, broke a window to get inside. This all happened before 7 a.m. FML

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You deserved it 2 761

By ozozl - 07/11/2014 04:29 - United States - Evergreen

Today, I was in the middle of a shower, and downstairs I heard my 7 year old daughter screaming "Mom!! Help! I need you right now!" I panicked and ran downstairs, not giving myself enough time to put some clothing on. It was my neighbor at the door. FML

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You deserved it 3 862

gigi_bella 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 1:56

Wow, fail on your part. :)

Freeze_fml 16

Tuesday 16 March 2010 2:28

That was extremely unfunny.

Comments

vonniboo093 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 2:01

whyyyy did you get so exciting??? Who'd u think was calling you?!

Vampgirl202 4

Wednesday 4 May 2011 4:18

A purple and green polka dotted snail calling to tell her that she sees bruises In her future!

brucesgirl 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 2:01

wait for voicemail damn you can call back no need to rush it's your responsibility to clean up your room your grown up

laurenachanel 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 2:03

So... clean your room already!

XCaLX_fml 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 2:03

20th

omgitsalex62 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 2:04

if your room was clean.. this wouldnt have happened

ElMetalero 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 4:46

or if you wouldve gotten a job instead of day dreaming u couldve hired someone to clean up your dirty ass room

gabriel_x 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 2:04

I don't really think this is an FML... people should stop writing non-sense.

lcolla38 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 2:05

owned

SirWhatsHisFace 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 2:05

You must be really desperate for attention. rofltaco.

boopityboppity 11

Tuesday 16 March 2010 2:15

Your comment made me smile. You were trying to be sarcastic, right?

SirWhatsHisFace 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 2:41

From the looks of your picture, everything makes you smile. "Why so serious?"

boopityboppity 11

Tuesday 16 March 2010 3:09

In the picture, it's, "Why so curious, George?" but I take your point. Regardless, I found your comment funny, something that eludes many people on FML (e.g. afatmonkey).