Lesson learned

By katharine - 15/03/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I was daydreaming in bed when my phone rang from across the room. I scrambled out of my covers, tripped over a pair of boots I had by the bed, and slipped on some jeans laying on the floor. Luckily, I answered my phone in time, but only to have my mom tell me to clean my room before she got home. FML
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gigi_bella 0

Wow, fail on your part. :)

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neko_ceko 3

You keep your dirty boots in your bedroom? FYL

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blastvortex 3

You keep your boots by your bed? You know what, I'm not even going to ask why.... *walks off whistling and pretends he never saw this FML*

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thancooper 0

wouldn't happen if you weren't a disgusting slob

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TaGalicous 0

you must be desperate to hurt yourself getting a call from your mom

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PsychoShark 0

Lol I got the funniest mental image of a chick slipping on jeans and eating it.

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nextwhiskeybar 0

"Daydreaming" is girl code for "masturbating". HA-HA on you.

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eleutheros 3

"Today, I wasted 10 seconds of my time on an FML that was actually an MLIA." Boo hoo, so you had to get out of bed and got told off by your mum...what's the big deal? o.O

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Haileyw15 0

The real concern is, why were your pants off O.o

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FockinA 0

don't be such a slob.then again, slob girls are easy. :D

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