Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Mozambique
Leave people alone
Today, I went up to a girl at a bus stop and started chatting her up. Her response? "Am I being robbed?" FML
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cTopher555 0
That's when you pull your penis out.
Alex_The_Human 2
what we have here, is failure, to communicate.
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missfamousstar11 0
Maybe you just look that creepyj
noobgang7 5
I hate when comments get modded, I really like to know what they say
lerouxmaster 7
ikr lol
Jdgaf 3
Today, I got robbed by the only person that actually wanted to have a conversation with me. FML
GeneralMotors 23
that is the coolest response ever. what did u say back?
shovels 0
også liker jeg å snakke norsk! men jeg er fra USA og jeg snakker engelsk... er du fra Haugesund? Jeg vil gå til Norge. Dere skal skrive på engelsk fordi de snakker ikke norsk.
bigbenz_fml 2
Should've said "Yes you are getting tobbed, robbed of your plans tonight your hanging out with me sexay" ;)
MisterMancha 0
Generally, opening with "stick 'em up and fork over some cash." isn't the best way to start a conversation. But you could have improvised and said, "That's funny, I was about to ask you the say question!" and then transition into how both of you could become master criminals and discuss how you'll pull off great heists and talk about costumes. :) that would work :D better luck next time OP.
MisterMancha 0
*same
leearm104 4
no, you shouldn't have.