Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Mozambique
Leave people alone
Today, I went up to a girl at a bus stop and started chatting her up. Her response? "Am I being robbed?" FML
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cTopher555 0
That's when you pull your penis out.
Alex_The_Human 2
what we have here, is failure, to communicate.
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DocBastard 40
Mariazzz - insulting someone's looks here will result in a moderated comment and KaySL's entire set of Tiger Woods golf clubs up your ass. If you really want to insult someone's looks, go find an ugly toddler at a grocery store.
Xpensive 0
did ask or demand her name and number??
zeta24 0
was she blonde??
Easyaccess 0
most probably ......lol
Rebi3144 8
Doc, you need to prescribe me some of that LSD because you're too funny for my little mind to handle.
ergo_fml 13
YDI for probably being creepy.
TheNewGuy03 29
tell her you're trying to steal her heart. or something. |the kid|
ifiFaLL 1
You must be black.
nothingtodisplay 7
you should have robbed her and then rapped her...
ArthursLifeSucks 2
Here's a little post-robbery rap for her: "Yo yo yo, ya bitch, I just took yah purse. Ya oughta give props, you're not in a hearse."
MissBunny25 0
^^^ :D
Tuesdays76 0
Well take a shower, brush your teeth, wear clean clothes, and smile. Next time you might not look so mean.
Capt_Oblivious 10
Tell her, "why yes you are, of your dignity if you accept a date with me".