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Leave people alone

Today, I went up to a girl at a bus stop and started chatting her up. Her response? "Am I being robbed?" FML

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That's when you pull your penis out.

what we have here, is failure, to communicate.

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zero_ego 0

you should've said, "No, but you are being sexually assaulted." Then shoved your finger up her butt. lol

so was she being a racist? FYL because she is a racist bastard!!!!!!!!1!!!!1!1!1!!!!!!!1

rebekahah 7

85- you made my day. ^_^

bmwe46M3 0

you are gay as hell 3

DeadOnArrivall 0

if ur black and shes white, thats racist, if shes black and your white.. she has seen some pretty rough white men

fyl, but chatting up random people you wouldn't otherwise see again = not a great idea in today's world

WTF are you talking about. I bet you're a dull person.

Slutt å tull nå, du heter vel ikke Kevin hvis du er norsk

OMG_N3RD 0

Lol

haha. raped