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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff Mozambique

Leave people alone

Today, I went up to a girl at a bus stop and started chatting her up. Her response? "Am I being robbed?" FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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That's when you pull your penis out.

what we have here, is failure, to communicate.

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If you two were alone I could understand if not what was she thinking?

Should have said 'yes, I'm here to steal your heart