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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff Mozambique

Leave people alone

Today, I went up to a girl at a bus stop and started chatting her up. Her response? "Am I being robbed?" FML

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That's when you pull your penis out.

what we have here, is failure, to communicate.

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Shouldn't be black.

logik1337 1

are you black?

Baldmadmacjr 1

NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well your smooth.

rage! you wasted that moment D:< you should've said something funny! D:<

u must be black

off topic but- is that a lucky star poster in the background of your picture?!?

Dude you could of said something epic and... You failed miserably

at least she wasn't sure xD

What is "Mozambique"? No wonder she thought you were robbing her; you probably live in some 3rd world country where everyone gets robbed on a daily basis.