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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff Mozambique

Leave people alone

Today, I went up to a girl at a bus stop and started chatting her up. Her response? "Am I being robbed?" FML

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That's when you pull your penis out.

what we have here, is failure, to communicate.

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dude either she is dump or dump!!

zelinaaa 0

I agree...cute;) just say'n...

chelle_starlight 0

knights of cydonia + MUSE = priceless :D

OP: lol I can't believe it got through :D To the rest of the world: but!! lol this guy looks normal as heck. like he's hot an' everythin' (ofc, maybe I'm jus' saying that coz he's my friend :P) and we knew the girl, like we saw her around the 'hood and stuff D:< then she went all bitch on him.

CraZyJaVieR 0

u look cute .. :0

who's looks am I insulting? I'm not the only one that thinks this guy does not look like JB...

The comment before mine was erased and mine was referring to it. Calm down guys, it was just a failed joke :P

that's when u know your in a bad neighborhood haha

lmao r u sure u were doing it right?

and 65 is a pedophile