Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Mozambique
Leave people alone
Today, I went up to a girl at a bus stop and started chatting her up. Her response? "Am I being robbed?" FML
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cTopher555 0
That's when you pull your penis out.
Alex_The_Human 2
what we have here, is failure, to communicate.
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Alex_The_Human 2
what we have here, is failure, to communicate.
MyNameIsBruce 0
Cold Hand Luke
BananaPancakesJJ 0
Guns N' Roses- Civil War?
sourgirl101 29
Excellent movie. Excellent song. (:
carcinogan 0
major Payne :)
BIGbadBRIZZLE 0
.... long story short she wouldn't completely fit in his fridge unless he cut her up into pieces. **** her life
cptmorgan15 2
?
sarapsosis 1
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paras0mnia 3
???
MissBunny25 0
????
Krilleee 5
?????
Wiggy_78 0
??????
testthecoal 5
????
paras0mnia 3
Be grateful you got a response; beats being ignored :P
itsamberyall 0
i absolutely love your profile pic fellow parawhore. ^_^
leearm104 4
not true at all. not all attention is good attention.
enonymous 9
The answer is yes. You robbed her of 5-10minutes of her life she will never get back. You robbed me of 20 seconds I will never get back... funny my wife told me that last night during sex too... anyway op stop robbing people
sourgirl101 29
20 seconds? You stud!
enonymous 9
I know! I was going for the full 60 seconds of fury but got too excited and boom goes the dynamite
sourgirl101 29
Haha. Let me guess. You explained to your wife that if she wasn't so "hot" this sort of thing wouldn't happen.
enonymous 9
Nah more like "hurry up
enonymous 9
sigh things that happen when your iPhone app looks like it crashed. anyway sportscenter was coming up and I'm not missing march madness talk
sourgirl101 29
Hell ya, March Madness! I'm expecting a huge turn out, at my bar tonight. Just hate that the game starts so late.):
enonymous 9
I'm expecting a huge turn out as well on my laz-e-boy.
kryviar 0
you were robbing her heart.<3
DiamondFinish 0
Queer ass response
leeshxx 3
totally off topic but ur very handsome :)
mismonroe 0
Might as well have gone with it.
DiamondFinish 0
Lol Were you a certain color perhaps?
DocBastard 40
Green? Mauve? Puce? Lavender? What the **** are you trying to say here exactly, ass goblin?
RedPillSucks 33
Doc, unfortunately, that is the way some people will react.
DocBastard 40
Sure Red, but that doesn't mean I have to like or accept it. I've noticed several other similar comments evaporate into the ether. Some kind mod is thankfully keeping the comment section clean.
cindayy77 0
xDD
hammerfall26 6
was it cuz your black? damn stereotypes!