Today, while at work, I got a complaint from a guest. She complained that after spending two hours to get her hair done for a wedding, she got drenched with water from a child. I work at a WATER PARK. Thank you for calling me a pathetic asshat for no reason in front of other guests. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as a restaurant hostess, I fell into the fountain at work while carrying a high chair in front of several large parties, who all promptly laughed at me. We were so busy, I had to stay and finish my shift soaking wet. FML
Today, a guest of the private beach club I work at asked if I could do something about the water temperature in the ocean. I laughed, thinking it was a joke. She was serious and complained to my boss, saying I was absolutely no help. FML
Today, I was fired because a patron complained that she didn't like the way I kept staring at her kids. I was a lifeguard. FML
Today, I was mopping the floor at the hotel I work at. Before I could react, a gentleman stormed through the corridor and slipped and fell on the still wet floor. He complained to the owner, who bitched me out just to satisfy the guy. FML
Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple of minutes in, I felt a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs, and being told that "everyone wets themselves sometimes." FML
Today, I went downstairs to complain to my landlady that there was no water when I was trying to wash my hair. To which she replied, "No, of course there is water, it's just all going into my swimming pool." FML
Today, I was working at a water park when a storm broke out began. We don’t issue refunds due to bad weather, which made a gentleman very upset. As I explained the policy, explainging it was an “Act of God,” he said, “I’m an Athiest, asshole!” then spat in my face and stormed off. I don’t get paid enough for this. FML
Today, as a supervisor at a water park, several clients came up to me and complained about a topless girl in our wave pool. I found the girl, called her out, and politely told her that she was not allowed in the pool without a top. "She" was a fat 15 year-old boy. FML
Today, I work cleaning houses and a customer submitted a complaint about me to my boss, because he didn’t expect me to use his water from his taps, running up his water bill, which he saw as unfair. What was I supposed to do, bring a water tank with me on my back? Prick. FML
Today, someone at my workplace yelled at me and filed a complaint for staring at them too often. I'm a lifeguard. FML
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Top comments
TheNoNameGuy 20
Fyl OP. She should've worn an asshat if she didn't want her hair wet at a water park.
Grisha_fml 18
you shouldn't be at a waterpark if your hairdo takes 2 hours. LMAO
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Comments (50)
mattrd_fml 31
okay, If she just had her hair done for a wedding, wtf was she doing at a waterpark? shouldn't she be at the... I dunno, the WEDDING maybe??
hoosiergirl94 31
Why would you get your hair done and then go to a water park? That's a waste of money
DeadxManxWalking 27
why the hell
TonierShadow 19
It sucks that being completely retarded is the new average intelligence.
FalloutScrolls 25
I'm tried to wrap my mind around the rationalization for her complaint basis, but had to stop because I felt an aneurysm coming on.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
What color was her hair? I'm just curious, I'm not implying any stereotype or anything like that.
Reihna_fml 14
Shake it off. Never let the stupidity of such an asshat ruin your day.
sparkledoge 29
Some people like complaining, i've seen people try to pet my dog despite my warnings and then complain about him growling. Hopefully you don't get in too much trouble because of her.
KaylaTackett 18
What a dumbass! Why is she even at a water park if she doesn't want to get wet?!?!
gopackgo97 13
clearly you were in the wrong op, she shouldn't have been exposed to unwanted water.