Knight

By Racked - 01/03/2016 18:00 - United States - Corpus Christi

Today, I walked my girlfriend home. As I kissed her goodbye, I heard a high-pitched scream and turned just in time to see her little brother charge head-first into my nuts. All because I kissed her on the cheek. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 228
You deserved it 1 921

Same thing different taste

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Exactly which cheek did you kiss? Because that makes all the difference.

Comments

Ruskiy_Cherep 18

Been there, nothing I like more than overprotective little brothers... -.-

flyingflies 36

Overprotective big brothers? Their threatening and maiming are certainly intentional.

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Head butt a guy in the nuts for kissing your sister? Please, don't have kids.. especially a daughter :)

tarlax 11

Yeah, I know you think saying that makes you sound cool, 15, but it really just makes you sound stupid. Like those Tumblr idiots who always talk about throat punching people.

Well.. How old is your girlfriend? O.o

17 just like me ... Wasn't fun when i had to go sit in her living room with a bag of ice for the next hour.

flyingflies 36
AdamTodddBrown 11

Beat his ass or dump the bitch. Drama is never worth it

GabbyPLluch88 13
RedCronos 17

It would be best not to cheat on her

gobiteme2 34

sounds like one bad ass head butt.

Sounds like her brother is a little nuts.

No No No NONONONONONONO that is a bad joke