Love and Weddings: Life imitates art

Life imitates art

By PinchMe - 29/04/2023 03:00

Today, my wedding day was ruined by my fiancé’s psychotic ex. It started out with the venue and my dress getting pelted by paintballs and one of her friends riding an ATV around, running over my fiancé. He's currently in the hospital with broken ribs and a concussion. $42,000 down the drain. FML

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You deserved it 125

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Above the law

By Anonymous - 19/07/2023 06:00

Today, our wedding was ruined. My fiancée detests children due to traumatic childhood abuse, so our wedding was adults only. Two families showed up with children known to always misbehave. The stress pushed my fiancée into a minor heart attack, she’s now in hospital and the wedding didn’t happen. FML

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You deserved it 173

By Anonymous - 12/08/2015 17:50 - United States

Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML

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You deserved it 2 511

By Anonymous - 14/05/2016 12:39 - United States - Houston

Today, my psycho ex broke into my fiancée's apartment and cut up her expensive wedding dress. The nutjob is in jail now, but it doesn't seem like the wedding will be happening any time soon. FML

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You deserved it 1 384

Crasher

By ReneG - 10/07/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I was supposed to get married to the love of my life. My ex-wife ended up crashing my wedding and created drama. My now-ex-fiancée decided she wants nothing to do with me anymore, and that, "if she wanted baggage, she’d go to an airport.” She walked out of the wedding and blocked my number. FML

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You deserved it 150

By Anonymous - 06/11/2018 14:00

Today, a mad woman squirted me with a water gun filled with paint as we were leaving the church where I just married my husband. As I was staring at this mad bitch in my ruined dress, wondering why she would do something so horrible, she ran off crying and shouting, "Sorry wrong wedding!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 509

You deserved it 198

Bachelor party

By Anonymous - 07/02/2020 18:00

Today, I had to cancel my wedding because my fiancé is so hungover from his bachelor party, he's throwing up all over the place, can't stand up straight and is calling me by the stripper's name he met yesterday night. FML

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You deserved it 460

By Anonymous - 31/07/2013 00:07 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, my father shot my fiancé. He's fine, but the wedding is off. FML

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You deserved it 4 697

By Anonymous - 30/10/2012 19:34 - United States

Today, I found my fiancé is cheating on me. Our wedding is in 26 days and everything is already paid for. FML

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You deserved it 2 639

That went well

By Gigi - 02/07/2021 13:59

Today, my now ex-fiancé walked out on me on our wedding day. He decided his best female friend, whom he constantly told me not to worry about while we were together, is his "soulmate." Both of them ran away together to god knows where, while I stood there humiliated in front of our family and friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 191

You deserved it 167

Event canceled

By Bachelorettenow - 11/02/2022 21:59

Today, I had to cancel my $15,000 wedding and send a mass e-mail to 90 guests that there won’t be a wedding. My now-ex fiance got fired from his job. Normally this wouldn’t be an issue, if it wasn’t for the fact he got his colleague pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 171

cuz803 44

Saturday 29 April 2023 3:11

VEHICULAR ASSAULT! SUE THE PANTS OFF THEM!!!

MidnaLink 33

Saturday 29 April 2023 3:41

And now it'll end in a courtroom with you getting back the cost of the dress, the wedding venue and all that it had, plus a hospital bill and hopefully her in a psych ward.

Comments

Chazzster 28

Saturday 29 April 2023 3:10

Press charges.

cuz803 44

Saturday 29 April 2023 3:11

VEHICULAR ASSAULT! SUE THE PANTS OFF THEM!!!

Jessica Carey 11

Saturday 29 April 2023 9:48

I would've gone with attempted murder

MidnaLink 33

Saturday 29 April 2023 3:41

And now it'll end in a courtroom with you getting back the cost of the dress, the wedding venue and all that it had, plus a hospital bill and hopefully her in a psych ward.

whatshername?! 39

Saturday 29 April 2023 8:50

Serious question: Why would you spend so much money on a wedding? This is of course no reason for some ex to ruin it, but I never understood why this one day has to be so expensive.

ass 11

Saturday 29 April 2023 15:36

Some folks like to spend extra to make their wedding day extra special. I don't understand it either but it makes people happy

spinningrecords 14

Sunday 30 April 2023 14:49

They believe the more you spend, the longer it will last. They are extra in love.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 29 April 2023 11:24

Did that prevent you from getting married? If so, you figuratively dodged a bullet, but you did not successfully dodge bullets, literally.

ass 11

Saturday 29 April 2023 15:34

Once you're done pressing charges and shipping this person off to jail for vehicular assault, and your new husband heals, his ex should go ahead and pay for your do-over wedding. Also, congrats on your new marriage!