Today, I refused to go down on my boyfriend of 9 months. He then shoved me off the couch and, half crying, yelled that I was the third girl this week to turn him down. After sobbing for a bit, he looked me in the eyes and said, "I need you to do this so I can prove my manhood." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and, in the heat of the moment, I cried out for him to go harder. He then had an exasperated expression on his face, and, in an adamantly offended tone, said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he left the room. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend, trying to prove to him that I was stronger. I did. He started crying. He then broke up with me because he couldn't be in a relationship in which his girlfriend was stronger than him. FML
Today, I proposed to my boyfriend. He said yes, but is now sulking because I took away his "manhood". Jeez, sorry I didn't want to wait another 7 years for you to finally do it. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me for sex and when I said no, he asked me to leave. When I demanded to know why, he told me I had reached his limit: if I denied him sex for longer than 6 weeks in a row then clearly I’m not interested in an adult relationship, and need to get the hell out. Asshole. FML
Today, my boyfriend was breaking up with me because he felt his needs were not met. I asked what I could do to change his mind. He said, "Suck my dick, right now." It got me more turned on than I thought possible. What is wrong with me? FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't want to go out with him because I was having a fat day. After ten minutes of fighting, he threw a ring box on the floor and stormed out. I basically refused his proposal because of my body issues. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML
Today, I was on my period, so I felt a little emotional, and asked my boyfriend for some attention. He said he needed ten minutes to finish his game with his friend. I laid down on the floor and started crying hysterically. He broke up with me and left. FML
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chanellgymnast 17
Sounds like he doesn't even have a manhood to begin with.
Hizodge 4
Third girl that week to deny him a BJ? I think there is something he isn't telling you.
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Comments (228)
kimg0885 23
Tell him no; he will stay a child forever!
NurseJonathan 9
He'll go shopping at Toys'R'Us. "I don't wanna grow up!"
JustKittyKat 24
A true man treats his partner with respect, does not pressure her whatsoever, and does not value himself on whether he gets any or not. You deserve a real man, not a cheating little bitch.
ChenEighty 20
Wait, if he's your boyfriend, why would you be the third girl to deny him sex?!
unknown_user5566 27
Because not only is he OP's boyfriend, he's a cheating/lying asshole as well. Super combination. OP, I hope you realize you deserve more respect than that. Everyone does.
ChenEighty 20
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
That was what I was insinuating...
truesarrif 33
actually he isn't a lying asshole. He was totally upfront about trying to cheat haha
unknown_user5566 27
102- He didn't tell her before he attempted to cheat, right? No? So he's still a lying asshole, haha.
rg350dx 29
I think the three strikes you're out rule should apply here.
cieloalicia 16
Strike 1: acted immature and disrespectful after being denied ********. Strike 2: admitted to attempted cheating. Strike 3: demanded ******** anyway. ByeBye!!!
s0m3guy2010 21
The good news is that you won't have to worry about him cheating on you if everyone turns him down.
unknown_user5566 27
I guess there always is a silver lining if you look hard enough, haha.
The_Thinker 18
Suggest to him that he just might be able to prove his manhood by being faithful. (Whoa, what a concept!)
Hawaii84 16
I hope you kicked him the in balls so he could "feel" his manhood
perdix 31
Sounds like a weiner! Please let me know that crying for a ******** didn't work -- I would have used that tactic for decades!
xkncas 8
What's so bad about sucking a dick? Just do it...that way, especially, he stops trying to go and get other girls to do it when you won't... Jesus...it's just a dick...
ashleyek 7
She's not obligated to give her boyfriend a BJ. I don't get why you're blaming the OP for her boyfriend cheating on her.
cieloalicia 16
Because sometimes you just don't want to... And any MAN would understand and be respectful.
hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
A woman shouldn't have to suck her boyfriends dick so he won't cheat on her. That is absolutely ridiculous.
docscientist 10
I'm surprised this comment isn't already below -100.
Obey_StudBoii 23
#30 Go f#@k off. Seriously, you put a bad label on good men out there. GROW UP.
Not_Impressed13 9
#30. I bet OP's hopefully soon to be ex would love to meet you!
UsernameHere234 13
#109, then OPs bf could say he got turned down by 3 girls until he finally got a bj by a guy... if that doesn't prove his manliness then I don't know wh-... wait. no it doesnt.
Luxord33 8
#30 kill yourself.
samimcCune 15
that should in no way, be the reason you're choosing to suck a ****. if you enjoy it, go for it, but just to keep some trash around, is pathetic. it's something you two should enjoy as a couple, not something you can't stand doing but only do because you think it's the only control you have. if they want something else, your deep throating doesn't stop them like you think it does, that's just naive. your dick sucking skills may keep them around in the short term but, not long term, no matter how many times they bust down your throat, it's still the same throat and if they want a different one then giving them the same thing is pretty obviously not going to keep them around. and if you were a WOMEN, with a MAN, you'd know that, not a girl, sucking off boys.
MzZombicidal 36
The fact that he resorted to trying to cheat on you and then ended up crying from denial just shows that he has no manhood.