About Thejmeister
I honestly don't see much point in this rather short autobiography, since you're not going to read it anyways. But if you are currently reading this, hello! I like bands. Not the shitty bands, but bands like Nirvana, Green Day, Sleeping With Sirens, All Time Low, Bring Me The Horizon, Blink-182, Mayday Parade etc. AND I LIKE YOUTUBERS. They're pretty cool. LIKE BREAKING BAD. OMFG. So yeah, message me. Contrary to popular belief, I do like talking to new people. As long as you're not a complete fucktard. And you're not homophobic. Or racist. :)
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By RIP_Nose - / Thursday 3 April 2014 21:48 / Germany - Aidenbach
By wiona - / Friday 4 April 2014 20:53 / United States - Willimantic
By kubbyp - / Thursday 3 April 2014 21:22 / Canada - Ottawa

Today, my dog wouldn't stop pestering me while I was eating some chocolate mousse. I tried to get him to leave me alone for a bit by pretending to throw the mousse far away. The pot stayed in my hand, but I covered the furniture in chocolate mousse. My dog enjoyed cleaning it up. FML

By MonsieurH / Thursday 3 April 2014 07:44 / France - Perros-guirec
By themonesterman - / Thursday 3 April 2014 02:25 / United States - Brooklyn