Today, my mom was driving with my brothers and sister in the back seat. She was turned around talking to us, when my sister told my mom that she missed the light. She ran it, then screamed at us about not paying attention and noticing your surroundings. FML
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Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, we accidentally ran over a dog who had sprinted into the road. Instead of stopping, my mom continued to drive as if nothing happened. Every time I tried to bring it up, she merely talked loudly over me. FML
Today, my mom drove my car and had to make a U-turn on a narrow street. Instead of slowing down, she sped up to turn, running off the road and denting my car. To make things worse, she blamed me for not giving her good directions, then followed that up with, "It's not that bad." FML
Today, my mom once again yelled at me for "driving erratically." She texts while driving 70 miles per hour on the highway, but apparently driving through a yellow light is "reckless." FML
Today, I was driving my little sister to school. She really didn't wanna go and was throwing a tantrum in the car. When we stopped at a red light, my sister notices a police man giving a ticket to another driver. She rolled down her window and screamed "Help me! I'm being kidnapped by a murderer!" FML
Today, I pulled up next to a lady who was trying to text, smoke, and drive. My brother said that she was probably going to cause an accident. He was right. At the next light, she hit us. She then yelled that I purposely caused the accident because, "that's how teenagers are." FML
Today, I was in a car accident. When I came home, I told my mom. She just got angry with me, blamed me for it, and didn't even ask if I was OK. FML
Today, while driving on the streets for the first time, my mom decided that it would be an appropriate time to yell at me for every single mistake I’ve ever made in my life. This stressed me out so much I began driving against traffic. FML
Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving. Noticing she was driving way over the speed limit, I opened a police siren app on my iPod to make her slow down. When she realized, she pulled over, kicked me out of the car and made me walk home. FML
Today, my mother sued me for whiplash in a car accident that was her fault. She screamed to stop so I slammed on the brakes and the car behind ran into us. It wasn't an emergency; she just thought she saw her friend at the bus stop. It wasn't even her. FML
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gosh_mate 30
Seems pretty irresponsible on her part to have her eyes off the road. You're actually lucky there wasn't a car crash in this situation!
a3gab 17
Sometimes parents love to blame you for their mistakes
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Comments (49)
LPac5295 27
At least you're still alive! Maybe ask her to be more careful next time and if at all possible avoid driving with her.
techiejames 8
Never ride with her again.
vikky538 29
Parenting no right or wrong.
Bansheefaerie 9
I'm a mom of 3 and sometimes it's streasful, but you don't turn around to talk to anyone while the car is moving if you're the driver. Sorry she blamed you guys.
canucksfan590 4
What happens when women drive
Berber260 14
Does it worth writing this FML here?...
emily8888 9
Lol what part of CT so I know to stay off the roads ???
pacman490 21
One time my mom fussed at me about driving defensively because of people on their cell phones while she tried to drive and eat from a Tupperware container
don_sean 11
She's projecting her deep seated mental problems stemming from a childhood trauma when she sharted in blockbusters. Trust me, I'm a psychologist.
Xandrick 22
This is one of the most fitting moments for the phrase, "BRUH."