Intimacy: Just go

Just go

By MitchFail - 23/07/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, in the midst of foreplay, this girl tells me I'm "so hot". I respond "Ditto." She heatedly responds, "I love ditto," to which I suavely reply, "I didn't know you were into Pokémon. That may make you even sexier." She knows nothing about Pokémon, but I sure know how to kill the mood. FML

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By chickennbenchpress - 31/05/2011 17:05 - Canada

Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in, in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It's the Pokémon theme song. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2021 08:01

Today, I thought a cute and well-dressed guy, with a mask matching his shoes, was taking a picture of me. Flattered, I approached him. Turns out, he was playing Pokémon Go and was just trying to catch a “Geodude.” He also blurted out that he was gay. He's into dudes and Geodudes. FML

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By Titanic - 07/12/2008 08:46 - France

Today, the girl I've been hitting on for months on MSN and that I'm about to meet told me "I know you are in love, and you know I'm not". Erm, no, I didn't know. FML

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By PokeWife - 06/02/2013 13:38 - United States - Omaha

Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon…" and ended the same conversation with "…and that's why we should divorce." FML

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Generation III

By Brock - 02/02/2013 21:20 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went on a date with a very cute girl. It went well, until I accidentally called the blueberries in her dessert Oran Berries. I sheepishly explained that they're a berry from the Pokémon universe, at which point she excused herself, never to return. FML

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Call the fuzz

By Anonymous - 14/04/2022 17:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was playing Pokémon Go and I was trying to take a picture of my Pokémon when a woman said, "Are you filming me?" really angrily at me. "No, I'm playing Pokémon go," I said, then tried to show her my Pokémon but it disappeared from the screen, and she said, "You ARE filming me." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I tried to flirt with my girlfriend since I'm really busy and we can't always be together. I tell her online that I think she's hot and she responds "Keep talking I have to pee". FML

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Prove it!

By Pika - 09/10/2017 01:30

Today, in the midst of an interview, I was asked what my best qualities are. I panicked and quickly responded that I can make a great Pikachu impression. They wanted to hear it. FML

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By GeneralElement - 19/02/2010 06:32 - United States

Today, in math, I was working on an assignment and this really cute girl comes over and says my name. At this point, my heart is pumping with excitement and I'm thinking she is going to ask for my number. She said, "Did you know someone drew a penis on your back?" FML

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Freaked out

By Anonymous - 24/08/2015 19:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was flirting with a cute girl at a club. She seemed into me and said I was hot. I said thanks and grinned. I guess my grin looked psychopathic, because her expression turned to horror, and she quickly excused herself. She was the only girl who's ever shown any interest in me. FML

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Carlyyy 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 16:05

What did she mean then, "I love ditto." ...

kigaz 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 16:04

I would've thought the exact same thing. Pokemon ftw.

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heavenandhell 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 16:16

Ydi you compleatly deserve it

awesomeamandas 37

Thursday 10 March 2016 20:19

if only there were a button that could have said exactly that, oh wait. there is.

AntiChrist7 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 16:16

what happened to the regular "me too"? YDI

Momar242 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 16:17

Epic is an understatement

greenltrn2003 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 16:17

I would say YDI for saying shes sexy for loving pokemon during sex...but your girlfriend doesnt kno anything about pokemon so FYL im conflicted

whattheflapjack 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 16:17

Ha, you got cockblocked by pokemon. But to be totally honest, I'm with you on this one every time someone says "ditto" I think of the pokemon.

JessTrek 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 16:31

HA! Love the cockblock comment. Yeah dude I would have just let it go and kept on doing the deed. YDI

Seti_fml 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 16:18

if she didn't mean the pokemon, then what she said made absolutely no sense.

AngelRaven89 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 16:18

What does "i love ditto" mean then!? lol. She just likes the word or..? I don't blame you for thinking pokemon, that's the only thing that makes sense. FYL dude. ps. Ditto is awsome! heh

Nonnag 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 18:06

Maybe she ment it as "I love you", but instead of useing the word you she used ditto... But that makes little sence...

shellybean87 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 16:18

PPPPPIIIIIIKKKKKAAAAACCCCCHHHHHUUUUU!!

Charlina 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 16:19

You don't know someone called ditto? becoz that would really suck... Was the sex so bad you have 2 think off pokeman? or was she pulling your balls hoping een weird, funny looking animal comes out? haha!