Today, my boyfriend dumped me for knowing more about Batman than he does. He's only seen some of the movies, and as a kid my dad owned a comic book store. He still doesn't see why I should know more, because I'm a girl, and "girls aren't supposed to know about superheroes." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and I told him about the AnimeCon I'm attending, and that I wanted to go as Sailor Mars, he told me he had no idea what that was. After being mad for about ten minutes, I realized that I wanted to break up with him over not knowing what Sailor Moon was. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he thought he heard another guy in the room when he called me, and that I'm cheating on him. The guy he heard was a character from a cartoon my sister was watching. FML
Today, my boyfriend had a tantrum because I didn't like Black Sabbath as much as him. Apparently our entire relationship was based on him thinking I did. I've now been labeled "The Queen of Lies." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I share a birthday with a fictional character who is "untrustworthy" and has a "dark side", so therefore I can't be trusted either. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I finished the Game of Thrones books before he could finish the TV show. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating a girl with so many split ends." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me and walked away from our life together, because I wouldn’t let him indulge his stupid manchild hobby of collecting swords to hang on the walls. He already has two, why the hell would he want more than that? Bullet dodged, but 2 years together wasted. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
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elephantsarecute 16
You're better off without a sexist idiot anyway.
Tsunami87 17
You should hit him with your batarang for his sexism ;)
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Comments (157)
tidesofme 2
can i have your number?
jesterart00 7
I'll say this, you are awesome.
amisenho 11
Time for Lewis Wilson, Robert Lowrey, Adam West, Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, George Cloooney, and Christian Bale to come open a can on your ex.
Anubis_81 21
You're my dream woman. Can we date?
KenziDionne 14
It's ok you can find better especially one that isn't sexist
tjw1616 21
your ex sounds like a dumb shit, you really dodged a bullet there, good for you! :)
Eminemfan7 6
Well you wouldn't want to be with him anyway.
IMSUPEREPIC 5
Well you can date me IDC if you know more about batman than I do
werd1999 7
That's a dick move
Batman665 0
I don't always propose to strangers on the internet but when I do...it involves Batman